Need help with pants

[messiah]

Hey guys, I'm having a little trouble putting on my pants, and you all seem so helpful, so I thought I'd ask how you do it. Do you prefer left leg first, right leg first, or do you go both legs at the same time? Please let me know, I had to miss work today because they told me not to show up without pants again, and I really can't afford to lose another job (it would be 4 in 2 weeks). Thanks in advance for your help!

[halo71]

I'm a thinking you should either put down the bottle, or the pipe. Or both.

[Sherardp]

So you showed up to work in shorts? Agreed perhaps a little too much drink bro.

[Rivrrat]

I've found when I have trouble getting into or out of my pants it's because I've had a bit too much beer.

[falconcry72]

Forget pants; go skirt and never look back.

[exalted512]

Forget pants; go skirt and never look back.

ITS A KILT!!!!












:tongue::tongue:
-Cody

[inspiredsports]

Well, we had Mantis with his A itching not too long ago, so we might as well deal with your job/clothing psychosis now.

[nooshinjohn]

I found Button Fly Levi's preferable to zippers, as I frequently go without my tighty-whities, and my rather large appendage gets stuck in zippers.

[messiah]

Thanks for the suggestions, but after much trial and error I think I finally figured it out. It appears that you put your shoes on after you put on your pants. I'll try to remember this in the future. Thanks again for your help.

[fatchowmein]

Thanks for the suggestions, but after much trial and error I think I finally figured it out. It appears that you put your shoes on after you put on your pants. I'll try to remember this in the future. Thanks again for your help.

Try baggy pants 3 sizes larger instead of skinny jeans and you won't have to change your pants procedure.

[zarrdoss]

Try baggy pants 3 sizes larger instead of skinny jeans and you won't have to change your pants procedure.

no you just need to keep pulling them up all the time, lol And remember also the banana hammock goes on the inside.

[kawizx9r]

Where can I find black paint?

[mdaudioguy]

My mornings are often so crazy that I've occasionally looked down to check if I'm wearing mine as I walk from my car to my office. I'm not kidding. So far, I'm batting 1.000.

[messiah]

Where can I find black paint?

I think I left the black paint in my other pants

[falconcry72]

My mornings are often so crazy that I've occasionally looked down to check if I'm wearing mine as I walk from my car to my office. I'm not kidding. So far, I'm batting 1.000.

Nice average.:tongue: I never question my wearing of pants, but I have been checking my zipper frequently recently, as I've left it down multiple times in the last few weeks; I'd say I'm batting .750.

[punk-roc]

I put my pants on one leg at a time.. only after I have my pants on, I make GOLD records!

[jimmydep]

Try these on for size

[decal]

messiah,are you really PerfectCreature in disquise? Your threads sound just like his!!!!

[mole']

weird thread........

[messiah]

messiah,are you really PerfectCreature in disquise? Your threads sound just like his!!!!

That's actually kind of what I was going for, thanks for noticing :tongue:

It's been a while since we had a thread asking which way to wipe, how to do laundry, or what do do if someone is mean to you. Those threads always made me laugh, and I was in a silly mood, so I thought I'd share the love. Just like the good old days, right :tongue:

[nooshinjohn]

weird thread........

Pot... Kettle...


Well, you know the rest.:tongue:

[inspiredsports]

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking down town with yo pants on the ground