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    Default My Sexy Secretary....

    WHY I FIRED HER....


    Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
    morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,

    "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.

    As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
    birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the
    children will remember.

    The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for
    the office, I was feeling pretty low and
    despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,
    "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday. And I felt a little better that someone
    had remembered.

    I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
    it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your
    birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's
    go!"

    We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to
    a private little place. We had two martinis and
    enjoyed lunch tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
    it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the
    office, do we?"

    I said, "No, I guess not."

    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
    I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

    "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying
    a huge birthday cake

    followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
    friends, all singing

    "Happy Birthday".

    And I just sat there on the couch

    naked.
    Last edited by har_navalta; 07-21-2003 at 02:35 PM.

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    Classic :D

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    Women.
    Always trying to pull one over on us.
    I have had almost the same thing happen to me, well most of it except the turning 45 thing... Just more reason for you to be pissed!:D
    Mike

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