Favorite Three Stooges Lines

[nap]

Since the trivia of the day thread was treading this way, I figured I'd start a new thread. Here goes:

Curly: "Not me I'm as pure as the driven snow. "
Moe: " Yeah, but you drifted !" Slap.

[thsmith]

I am trying to think but nothing is happening

[greyford1979]

Just one favorite? There are so many lol I did always like this one tho.

Larry: Oooh I can't see, I can't see.
Moe: What's the matter?
Larry: I've got my eyes closed.

And then Moe pokes Larry in the eyes again lol.

[nap]

Just one favorite? There are so many lol I did always like this one tho.

Larry: Oooh I can't see, I can't see.
Moe: What's the matter?
Larry: I've got my eyes closed.

And then Moe pokes Larry in the eyes again lol.

By all means, post as many as you can think of. I am laughing after reading just three. That one is similar to the time they were waiting for the bad guys to return;

Larry: "Maybe we should have a password in case our adversaries return."
Moe: " What should it be ?"
Larry: "Open the door !"
Moe: "Get out !" (spoken as he administers the slap to the forehead)

[Keiko]

Moe: "Hey! Wake up and go to sleep."

[hearingimpared]

Wow Tony I was going to post a thread like this but I think I already did.

Curly; "I had a job at a bakery once."

Southern Bell; "Sho nough"

Curly; "Yeah had a job as a pilot"

Southern Bell; "A pilot"

Curly; "Yeah I used to take the cake from one spot and pile it on the other"

Moe; FACE SLAP!


Curly; "ya know I quit that job at the bakery"

Southern Bell; "Why"

Curly: "Oh I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaph!"

Moe; FACE SLAP

[greyford1979]

I'm sure I'll have some more lol. My fiance and I will probably end up watching the new years marathon:tongue: who knew hot chicks like The 3 stooges?:tongue:

[sda2mike]

curly...what's that monkey got that i aint got?
moe...a longer tail!

[michaeljhsda2]

Curly: How do you want your eggs cooked?
Moe: Sunny-side down...AND DON"T TURN EM' OVER!!!

[BlueFox]

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

I bet 90% of my co-workers are H-1B immigrants, and while good people, they are culturally lacking (so to speak). I have felt for years if you want to come to the USA you should have to pass a Three Stooges test.

[shack]

"We're not ordinary people... we're morons."

[Keiko]

Shemp: To detective in tailor suit shop, "Where did you get this mess?"

Detective: "I bought it here."

Shemp: "What a beautiful messterpiece."

[Keiko]

[dorokusai]

Favorite? None.

[obieone]

FYI: There'll be a 3 Stooges marathon, New Years day, on AMC.

[nap]

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

I bet 90% of my co-workers are H-1B immigrants, and while good people, they are culturally lacking (so to speak). I have felt for years if you want to come to the USA you should have to pass a Three Stooges test.

Hmmm, a test on American government or a test on the Three Stooges ? I think you may be on to something !

[amulford]

Moe: Ooh, look, It's a microphoney...

Curly: Yeahhh, and a phoney at the mike...Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck...


Larry: No wonder the plumbing don't work, these pipes are all filled with wires...


Moe: Whyyy youuu! I oughta murderlize ya...

[hearingimpared]

When getting ready for the cow milking contest.

Moe; "don't be scared kid"

Curly; "I'm not just in that leg"

When getting ready to wrestle in leiu of Bustoff:

Moe; "You nevouse kid?"

Curly; "Na I'm just in a hurry all over!"

[greyford1979]

Moe, Larry the cheese!
Moe, Larry the cheese!
Limburger:tongue:

[nap]

Larry: " Hey Moe, how do you spell head ?"

Moe: " B-O-N-E !" (Front forehead slap)

[BottomFeeder]

They are so stupid!

I love 'em!

Sorry, no lines, just loved Curly's noises & moves the most.

[BottomFeeder]

I sat here & watched both of your videos, Keiko!

Ok, so I'm lame, but it was fun!

[nap]

I'm sure I'll have some more lol. My fiance and I will probably end up watching the new years marathon:tongue: who knew hot chicks like The 3 stooges?:tongue:

Interesting point and a question. Is the level of chick hotness proportional to their interest in the stooges ??? Hmmm.

[obieone]

For those that have never seen the 3 Stooges, a homework assignment: Find these lines.

"Let's go places and eat things"

"What do you charge to haunt a house?"
"How many rooms?"

"Good morning sir, we're census takers. Are you happy or married?"

"Excuse me, where can I get a drink of water?"
"Turn on anything, you'll get it!"

"Verancular?! That's a doiby!"

"When you get the ball, go that way!"

[hearingimpared]

Moe, Larry the cheese!
Moe, Larry the cheese!
Limburger:tongue:

The funniest part of that is after Curly eats the Limburger and goes wheeeew and blows his breath on Moe and Larry and they pass out from the stink.

[hearingimpared]

I'm sure I'll have some more lol. My fiance and I will probably end up watching the new years marathon:tongue: who knew hot chicks like The 3 stooges?:tongue:

Interesting point and a question. Is the level of chick hotness proportional to their interest in the stooges ??? Hmmm.

My wife loves the Stooges and audio gear and music!!! I got a real gem of a woman.

[hearingimpared]

"Come down outta that tree Taaazan!"

Curly while Moe is drilling holes in the concreate block for dynamite cemented to Curly's feet;

"Oh not threre I gotta a corn"

This is one that gets me to tears with laughter;

"Dis house shoo gone crazi"

Another is when Curly is shaving the ice;

"Opps did you come in with a pink bow tie . . . NO . . . well here's your lip back!"

[nap]

For those that have never seen the 3 Stooges, a homework assignment: Find these lines.

"Let's go places and eat things"

"What do you charge to haunt a house?"
"How many rooms?"

"Good morning sir, we're census takers. Are you happy or married?"

"Excuse me, where can I get a drink of water?"
"Turn on anything, you'll get it!"

"Verancular?! That's a doiby!"

"When you get the ball, go that way!"

The only one I can pick out for sure is "Vernacular, That a doiby !". Is from Disorder in the Court. The Stooges Marathon is getting ready to start on AMC. I'll be listening for the others.

[Disc Jockey]

nm, didn't read nap's post

[greyford1979]

Interesting point and a question. Is the level of chick hotness proportional to their interest in the stooges ??? Hmmm.

Well she was always super hot, but when I found out she liked them I think her hotness level went through the roof lol:tongue: Since her and I are both sick we decided not to go out of town as planned and we are watching the marathon at this very moment