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    Cough...fart....cough
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    If they let them rip hard then they better not mind me laughing cause I cant help it either.
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    My Grand-mother always said " Better to bear the shame than bear the pain"..... Gotta love her!
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    LMAO!!! Grandma just made spit coffee on the screen! That's GOLD.

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    When I croak, I'm gonna have a fart machine installed in my coffin, because there's nothing better for you than funeral "supressed" laughter.

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    Restroom etiquette ? Men don't have any, never have. Wasn't that obvious by the amount of piss on the floor ?

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    Wow. Jesse wakes up this 10-year old thread at 3:22am! Outstanding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveinaz View Post
    When I croak, I'm gonna have a fart machine installed in my coffin, because there's nothing better for you than funeral "supressed" laughter.
    Now that is funny. A remote controlled fart machine in a coffin. As people are saying their last respects, someone in the corner is pushing the button. Can you imagine???
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    Ain't a happy colon considered a healty colon???

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    Let me get this right:

    This a Forum fo audiophiles, isn't it?

    If so, shouldn't we be debating the quality of the sounds we hear under these circumstances?

    So, the question is; Does the manufacturer of the subject urinal affect the quality of the sound? (Kinda like power cords and sound quality!

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    Ah, the good old days of the Polk forum... Was fun looking through the names I haven't seen in a while...
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    Quote Originally Posted by russman View Post
    i don't mind at all. Last thing i want is someone to have a tummy ache, over holding back.

    Sometimes i hold back, i don't mind stepping on a duck in front of other people, what holds me back is the uncontrollable laughter i will start into if i do so.

    My favorite is to pull up to a urinal, next to an old(er) gentleman, who appears to be having 'difficulty'. I will either push really hard, straight into the water, making as much noise and finishing in record time (leaving him still standing there)....

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    again, aiming right at the water, cut the stream on and off in quick intervals, to make those 'klop klop klop' sounds. A combo of both methods is funny to do also.

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    Its getting prerry bad when a man cant even fart during a squat without being berated for doing so! Geeze whats this world comming too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by soundfreak1 View Post
    Its getting prerry bad when a man cant even fart during a squat without being berated for doing so! Geeze whats this world comming too?
    Amen bro.....what ever happened to the days you could squat out by the corner of the fence, wipe with some leaves and go on about your day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonyb View Post
    Amen bro.....what ever happened to the days you could squat out by the corner of the fence, wipe with some leaves and go on about your day.
    Taco Bell was not around back then! leaves won't cut it
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    BASS low frequency BASS, lol


    Quote Originally Posted by dragon1952 View Post
    How can a fart hit the water in a urinal and splash your feet?
    Did I miss somethin' or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willow View Post
    Taco Bell was not around back then! leaves won't cut it
    White Castle was....even better.

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    Hey Brett....


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    We used to call White castles' "belly bombs."

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    So this is actually a discussion about Hifartdelity?

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    HAHAH, this thread is awesome. Excellent bump.
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