Man, I just woke up to really loud pounding on my door. So I grab a gun, and look through the peep hole... it's the cops!
I'm freaking out thinking about everything I could have possibly done, thinking maybe it's time to beat a hasty retreat out the back... when I decide to open the door a bit.
Well, apparently, I lost my cell phone, didn't realize it and had a missing persons report filed on me.
Wow.

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