Here, hold mah beer!
I'm all for fun and games, especially on holiday weekends. Thing is though, safety is a concern. Neighbor kid was just taken to the hospital to have his hand put back together 'cause he stole his older brother's fireworks and was messing around.
Y'all be safe now, ya hear?
4th of July ain't no fun in an emergency room.
I mean, yeah, we live in such an awesome country that we celebrate our birthday by cooking raw meat over open fires, drinking ourselves silly and blowing stuff up...not necessarily in that order either! That doesn't mean we can't be less stupid about it.
So if you're drinkin', don't drive.
If your blowin' stuff up, use a loooong match.
If your cookin' burgers on the grill, remember, flip once!
Above all, have a spectacular weekend, an obnoxiously happy 4th of July and stay safe!
Happy Birthday, U.S.A!
And here's a hot rod and a battleship because...because it's a battleship and a hot rod, do you need another reason?
I mean, really, look at them!
And here's the American Trifecta. An apple pie with a baseball bat and glove on an American flag.