Free Shipping on All Orders 1-866-764-1801

Vist our Online Store
+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 20 of 20
  1. #1

    Member Sales Rating: (0)

    Join Date
    Jul 2001
    Location
    No longer Castro Valley, California
    Posts
    5,033

    Default Grateful Dead-themed strip club closes after 24 hours

    :tongue:

    From another forum....

    Grateful Dead-themed strip club's rapid demise

  2. #2

    Member Sales Rating: (13)

    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    The Mars Hotel
    Posts
    30,421

    Default

    That guy has smoked WAY too much pot.

    It was tough getting chicks that were willing to give lap dances for 28 minute jams. And the only girls that would agree to dance wouldn’t shave. Anywhere.
    Ugh, no wonder it closed so fast.
    'Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

  3. #3

    Member Sales Rating: (4)

    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    PA
    Posts
    5,849

    Default

    I'm thinking this is a The Onion-esque site?
    Ludicrous gibs!

  4. #4

    Member Sales Rating: (9)

    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Central NJ
    Posts
    1,887

    Default

    yes, but a 28-minute lap dance....

  5. #5

    Member Sales Rating: (0)

    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    The Conch Republic, Key West
    Posts
    1,162

    Default

    That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. I'm with you on the 28 minute lap dance, I didn't read anything after that. Sugaree and Touch of Grey, classic.

  6. #6

    Member Sales Rating: (2)

    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    7,977

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by nadams View Post
    I'm thinking this is a The Onion-esque site?
    I'm thinking, too...
    funny stuff, though. Imagine Drums and Space, man...
    all the best,
    mrh

  7. #7

    Member Sales Rating: (14)

    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Live Free or Die
    Posts
    10,965

    Default

    I was gonna say "i wonder how long until someone takes this seriously." Didn't take long at all :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

  8. #8

    Member Sales Rating: (4)

    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Illinois
    Posts
    1,516

    Default

    Girls with Jerry Garcia beards come to mind, stinking of patchouli and BO.
    Nasty.

  9. #9

    Member Sales Rating: (0)

    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    ROLL TIDE ROLL!
    Posts
    725

    Default

    That's... uh... I'd have to really love the Greatful Dead.... a lot.
    2 Channel:
    Onkyo TX-8555 Pre
    Parasound HCA-1500A
    Pioneer Elite DV-47Ai
    Pioneer Elite DV-37
    Polk Audio Monitor 10B

    5 Channel:
    LG 42" LCD Display
    Denon DVD-3910 Player
    Denon AVR-3805 Receiver
    Denon DVD-2800 Cd player
    DIY Tower Speakers:
    1" Peerless tweeter
    6.5" Woofer
    8" Dayton Reference Woofer
    10" Passive Radiator
    Polk Audio Monitor 30 Surrounds
    Klipsch KG-1 Center Channel
    Polk Audio PSW-505 Sub

    System Showcase

  10. #10

    Member Sales Rating: (16)

    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Andromeda
    Posts
    14,230

    Default

    If he opened it in Chicago, Curt woulda kept him in business. :tongue:

  11. #11

    Member Sales Rating: (11)

    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Dixon, IL
    Posts
    6,519

    Default

    lmao!!

    I'm the biggest Dead fan you'll ever meet...and even I think that would be a horrible idea.
    The nirvana inducer-
    APC H10 Power Conditioner
    Denon DVD-2910 universal player
    DPA The Little Bit Three DAC
    Yamaha P-300 turntable/TCC TC-750 phono preamp
    Acurus L10 preamp
    Adcom GFA-545 power amp
    PolkAudio SDA 2A's/PolkAudio Monitor 7A's
    Audioquest Type 4 speaker cables
    Audioquest Sidewinder IC's
    Audioquest Black Mamba IC's
    Signal Cable Analog II IC's

  12. #12

    Member Sales Rating: (16)

    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Andromeda
    Posts
    14,230

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by comfortablycurt View Post
    lmao!!

    I'm the biggest dead fan you'll ever meet...and even i think that would be a horrible idea.
    LIAR!

  13. #13

    Member Sales Rating: (11)

    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Dixon, IL
    Posts
    6,519

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Keiko View Post
    LIAR!
    Well...ok...there are some GD songs that you could strip to I suppose. Sugar Magnolia...Sugaree, Good Lovin', Scarlet Begonias, Fire On the Mountain...However...I couldn't really picture a girl stripping to a 40 minute performance of Dark Star or The Other One...lol

    If there really was a GD themed strip club, I'd probably check it out.
    The nirvana inducer-
    APC H10 Power Conditioner
    Denon DVD-2910 universal player
    DPA The Little Bit Three DAC
    Yamaha P-300 turntable/TCC TC-750 phono preamp
    Acurus L10 preamp
    Adcom GFA-545 power amp
    PolkAudio SDA 2A's/PolkAudio Monitor 7A's
    Audioquest Type 4 speaker cables
    Audioquest Sidewinder IC's
    Audioquest Black Mamba IC's
    Signal Cable Analog II IC's

  14. #14

    Member Sales Rating: (16)

    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Andromeda
    Posts
    14,230

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by comfortablycurt View Post
    If there really was a GD themed strip club, I'd probably check it out.


    The truth will set you free, LoCurtico.

  15. #15

    Member Sales Rating: (1)

    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    'Bubba' land
    Posts
    4,798

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by F1nut View Post
    That guy has smoked WAY too much pot.
    The guy is a DEAD-HEAD. Your statement seems redundant
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!

  16. #16

    Member Sales Rating: (58)

    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    6 Underground
    Posts
    25,306

    Default

    I'm 40 and did about the same amount of Dead shows in my teens before Jerry Garcia died. They were great but I was mainly there for other things. While never anything but a yuppie Deadhead, when he died everyone was lost for some reason then eventually gravitated towards Phish when they became a solid entity. That music and experience lost all flavor for me. I haven't listened to a Dead song since and probably wouldn't unless it gets remastered or MFSL'd. But then again, that's taking the magic out of the performances since it was always about the live feeling. There are so many tapers and traders from those days that any performance you want is available, which is not something you can say for probably any other band....really. In that respect, very cool.

    The strip club idea was about as smart as the dreadlocked, smelly white dude who wanted to sell me the "Nutri-Cookie" from his poncho back in the 80's. Pfffft, I'm a professional, music lover and here for the experience not your cookie sir!!!

    I ate that cookie. It was delicious from what I recall afterwards.
    Last edited by dorokusai; 07-20-2011 at 12:47 PM.

  17. #17

    Member Sales Rating: (2)

    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    7,977

    Default

    I still like 'em... but I am older and more foolish than "the other Mark" :-P
    Heck, I actually bit the bullet for Sirius in my Fiesta to listen to the Dead channel (I wouldn't admit that just anywhere).
    all the best,
    mrh

  18. #18

    Member Sales Rating: (17)

    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Central NJ
    Posts
    11,294

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dawg View Post
    yes, but a 28-minute lap dance....

    From a hairy 63 year old loose skin grand-ma named touch of grey.

















    No Thanks!
    Polk Audio SDA SRS 1.2TL's
    With new Exotic wood, Sonicaps, Mills & RDO198's - Born on 4-24-1989 and Signed by Matthew Polk!!!!


    My Polk SDA SRS 1.2TL's http://www.LASAREATH.com/


    It All Started here: http://tinyurl.com/lasareath2

    Part Deux: http://tinyurl.com/lasareath3

    Car Stereo---->http://www.salsleaf.com/leaf_stereo/index.htm<---- NEW for 2013

  19. #19

    Member Sales Rating: (58)

    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    6 Underground
    Posts
    25,306

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by mhardy6647 View Post
    I still like 'em... but I am older and more foolish than "the other Mark" :-P
    Heck, I actually bit the bullet for Sirius in my Fiesta to listen to the Dead channel (I wouldn't admit that just anywhere).
    The older part I won't argue with you Mark but the foolish would probably be more applicable on my end than yours. You're the wise, knowledgeable, vintage audio poster child while I'm the psuedo-intellectual, vaguely intuitive, USPS bulletin board poster child.

  20. #20

    Member Sales Rating: (2)

    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    7,977

    Default

    I'm all about pseudo-intellectuality :-)


    Speaking of that 63 YO lap-dancer in post 18... her name would be Moonbeam, or Truth, or Beauty, or Butterfly, or Jasmine or something like that...
    all the best,
    mrh

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

     

Similar Threads

  1. grateful dead ultimate track..
    By sda2mike in forum Music & Movies
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 01-31-2011, 06:24 PM
  2. Wanted Grateful Dead and Pink Floyd vinyl.
    By comfortablycurt in forum Wanted (WTB) Classifieds
    Replies: 23
    Last Post: 06-13-2010, 06:06 AM
  3. The Grateful Dead
    By falconcry72 in forum Music & Movies
    Replies: 47
    Last Post: 05-17-2010, 11:55 AM
  4. Want a new job? How about Grateful Dead archivist?
    By Danny Tse in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 11-14-2009, 09:35 AM
  5. Going to see The Grateful Dead tonight!!!
    By comfortablycurt in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 32
    Last Post: 05-07-2009, 02:47 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts