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    Default Good Lord! Bible autographed by Jesus Christ is on ebay!!


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    Well, I'd bid if he included the VHS copy of The Fly. However, since he refuses to, I'm going to pass. It's really a deal breaker for me.

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    I was all ready to make a purchase until I read the fine print (actually print was about 72 pt font):

    "And this is EXTREMELY EXTREMELY EXTREMELY IMPORTANT... The VHS copy of "The Fly" is NOT included in the auction sale. Thank you! "

    I emailed the seller to try to persuade him to include "The Fly"; waiting on his response.
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    This is actually creative, I wouldn't be surprised if someone actually bought it.
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    Good to see someone still has a sense of humor,warped as it may be !!!!!!

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    Hmm.... WHAT!


    "Some of the pages around Genesis 47:29 appear to be stuck together"


    I need a DNA test....


    No wait I don't care.



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    Why didn't i think of that?...lol...Wonder if someone finds one that his been autographed by God what its starting bid would be?...(I am) guessing one by the (A) Pope wouldn't start out that high?..nice post man..lol..made my day..lol..
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    q: I'll be honest with you, i really need a certificate of authenticity or coa if i am going to be the high bidder here. There are real skeptics out there and should i need to re-sell this bible, others might scoff without a coa. Jesus saves and i'll bet he'll save you with a coa. Thanks for all that you do! Aug-29-11
    a: All jesus gave me with it was a coa, a certificate of awesome-ticity. Boom!!!
    rofl!

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    Funny, considering the bible as we know it today, wasn't even written untill hundreds of years after JC died.
    This dude sells this thing, I'm selling JC signed T-shirts on the bay.

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    Excellent. And it's King James Version! We know that Jesus only wrote in the proper English tongue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonyb View Post
    Funny, considering the bible as we know it today, wasn't even written untill hundreds of years after JC died.
    This dude sells this thing, I'm selling JC signed T-shirts on the bay.
    Yes, THAT'S the most absurd thing about this listing.

    Or religion.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

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    I believe it. Probably signed by Jesus Christ Gomez Jr.

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    I'm holding out the Koran signed by that last prophet of God dude.... oh what's his name...

    Hope he didn't leave any sticky notes in it too.

    I'm just saying...

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    I'm waiting for a Koran with a picture of Allah on it.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity View Post
    I've seen the bumper sticker...
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    Yeah, but is it NOS, 'sealed' in an original box--never been opened!

    Let the bidding begin!

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    LOL I re-posted that at another site I frequent.

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    Perhaps I should get a sharpie and sign Jimi Hendrix's name on the guitar I am trying to sell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity View Post
    I've had that for a few years.
    Quote Originally Posted by wayne3burk View Post
    I've seen the bumper sticker...
    Have one too.
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    Actually, that would be two.

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    That boy ain't right :tongue:
    Huh? Wot?? Dig it :tongue:

    Where can I get me some??

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    You should check his other auctions, Baby Making Doll, was an interesting read too.

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    I always thought there was at least a rough draft of the Old Testament around when Christ was a kid!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdb View Post
    I always thought there was at least a rough draft of the Old Testament around when Christ was a kid!?!
    A rough draft...lol. Get your read on bro. The bible is just a collection of books, so to speak, more so a collection of writtings from different periods. Some were included and some left out. Pretty interesting how the bible came to be, who was involved in putting it together and best of all,why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gdb View Post
    I always thought there was at least a rough draft of the Old Testament around when Christ was a kid!?!
    That was funny!

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    His other option includes a magic pregnancy doll.

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/MAGIC-PREGNA...item25672c82af
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    I'm not laughing at what he's doing, but rather, where he's going
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    Q: Your starting bid is too high. Jesus would have set it at only 99 cents to give the common working folks a chance.

    A: "Too high?" If you could've only seen Jesus playing ping pong against a Pontiac Aztec...then you'd know what 'too high' really meant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tonyb View Post
    A rough draft...lol. Get your read on bro. The bible is just a collection of books, so to speak, more so a collection of writtings from different periods. Some were included and some left out. Pretty interesting how the bible came to be, who was involved in putting it together and best of all,why.
    Your "read on" should inform you that there are at least two seperate and distinct "Bibles".......Old and New, testament, that is! I think Thos. Jefferson had some "rogue" version too. My above post was meant as a joke.....

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