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    Default Male and Female cookies......

    So this past weekend I was in a baking mood so I made a bunch of cookies to bring into the office. I have done this before a few years ago and, like then, I put post-it notes with "Male" and "Female" written on the post it notes on the lids.

    Today I was notified by HR that someone annonymously complained about my notes, so the better part of my day has been spent trying to sleuth my way to finding out what turd is so sheepish that they can't just request the notes being taken down and instead go after me personally (their annonymous complaint was pointedly personal and presuming how I'd react if they approached me).
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    Was the male and female designation just arbitrary and joking? Seriously, whoever complained should be killed. What a joyless **** that is.
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    I'm confused....Were they cookies shaped like genitalia?
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    What was the point of the post-its? I'm not sure I understand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by deronb1 View Post
    I'm confused....Were they cookies shaped like genitalia?
    That's my question too.
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    Next time just bake some and leave post it notes saying shemale that should fix it :tongue:



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    Not shaped at all like genitals.....
    Think about it.....there was a humorous intent....
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobman1235 View Post
    Was the male and female designation just arbitrary and joking? Seriously, whoever complained should be killed. What a joyless **** that is.
    agreed.
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    I still can't wrap my head around this. What?
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    Two different batches.........
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    I don't get it. Were the female ones smaller?
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    What would make a cookie make or female?
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    bacon and no bacon?
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    Were they the universal male and female signs?
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    Pink and blue?
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brettw22 View Post
    What would make a cookie make or female?
    Haven't you had that talk yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brettw22 View Post
    Two different batches.........
    One with NUTS one WITHOUT???!!!
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    AAAAARGH! What is it!?
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    Ok, sheesh. That is kinda like the genital thing. Just a play on words. Good Job! And screw the uptight person who got offended by that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by falconcry72 View Post
    One with NUTS one WITHOUT???!!!
    LOL.....ya....

    Just a different way of saying that which made me chuckle and (mostly) everyone else who got it........
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    What kind did you make? I like cookies, you could have sent me some.

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    Are those pictured penis cookies called "chodes"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by brettw22 View Post
    LOL.....ya....

    Just a different way of saying that which made me chuckle and (mostly) everyone else who got it........
    I think it's funny as hell, and a much needed comic relief in the work place.

    I'll bet you the rest of your cookies that the offended party was a "without".
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    Cookies, bah! I like PIE. :tongue:


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    Dup...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keiko View Post
    Cookies, bah! I like PIE. :tongue:

    She is awsome, but what will she look like in 20 years?
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    Quote Originally Posted by deronb1 View Post
    She is awsome, but what will she look like in 20 years?
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    Well, I love cookies and love your cookie humor too however, very unfortunate people can't take the humor just for what it is and be offended however...
    Quote Originally Posted by Keiko View Post
    Cookies, bah! I like PIE. :tongue:

    I much prefer pie to cookies and seeing pies with Keiko's eyes, I got to admit I then love PIE!



    She is awsome, but what will she look like in 20 years?
    She will still look much better and appealing than 20 years old cookies, trust me!
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    That's true, but she might look like she ate at 20 years worth of cookies in a month.
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