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  1. 10-01-2003 02:18 PM #1
    HBombToo
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    Talking Men... Don't try this at home!!!

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. the wife is standing in
    front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

    "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
    My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is
    hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."

    She turns to her husband and says.....
    "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

    He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......there's nothing
    wrong with your eyesight."

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  2. 10-01-2003 07:36 PM #2
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    LMAO :D
    'Political Correctness'.........defined

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  3. 10-01-2003 08:45 PM #3
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    ROFLMAO
    More later,
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  4. 10-20-2003 06:53 PM #4
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