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  1. 11-27-2001 03:59 PM #1
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    Default today's forum GREATEST HITS

    The stuff that made me laugh peas out my nose today:

    Super Monkey Ball is like Marble Madness except, well, with monkeys in your balls. It also has a lot of extra "party games" so multiple people can play with your balls.
    glorified grocery-getters
    And it has these cool cupholders friggin everywhere!
    I'll smoke a big Hoyo De Montery Cigar and then hook up with her.
    I am pretty sure that my wife's lipstick only applies properly at speeds over 70mph.
    Now that's just not nice. Arkansas.... Clinton... Klipsch... dipping chicks...Wal-Mart... Oh well, never mind.
    Who eats Tofu? My god that stuff is gross. Looks like frozen man-chowder.
    Pull the cord to hear Paul say: "Get back to work you slacker!"
    Use the gas you wimps.
    Open side door, toss a couple of twinkies on the ground...
    ...all people who drive in the left lane (exept when passing, obviously) should be beaten and forced to ride the bus for the rest of their lives.
    Hey, if there's grass on the field...PLAY BALL!
    And the classic of the day...

    i should probably try to get something done before i leave the office today.
    What a glorious example of corporate procrastination! You all get a raise!

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  2. 11-27-2001 04:14 PM #2
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    This was another good one.

    The Justin figure comes with 12 pack and set of new teen slut barbies
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  3. 11-27-2001 04:15 PM #3
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    i'm dissapointed that snot-rockets didn't make the list
    ...the fOrce is strong with this one.
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  4. 11-27-2001 04:15 PM #4
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    You da'man Micah....you da'man.


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  5. 11-27-2001 04:16 PM #5
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    ****, I forgot SNOT ROCKETS!

    I am LOL!

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  6. 11-27-2001 04:18 PM #6
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    Maybe "Greatest Hits" should be a daily feature...

    Or was today just an exceptional day?
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  7. 11-27-2001 04:32 PM #7
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    Default today WAS an exceptional day...

    but hey, it beats the hell out of actually working!!!
    ...the fOrce is strong with this one.
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  8. 11-27-2001 04:40 PM #8
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    You got that right...........This one time, at band-camp.


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  9. 11-27-2001 05:09 PM #9
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    Default today....

    ....was an exceptional day...

    I probably laughed more today than any day since 9-11. Thanks brothas.

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  10. 11-28-2001 05:12 PM #10
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    hey yall, Im new on the Polk Forum and boy, am I having fun reading these original quips from you all. This is hilarious and appreciate all the laughs and the huge grin on my face. Wifey saw me and wanted to know whats so funny and I showed her and soon, she was laughing as hard as I was especially about the fatsos in the van and guy was throwing twinkies before them enticing them to get out the van, funny. Keep it up!
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  11. 06-11-2003 02:58 PM #11
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    Default Blast from the past....

    Here is a highlights thread from and exceptionally funny forum day.....I've been going through some old threads laughing my ass off.

    Find all the quotes and you win a prize from Russ's magic closet.

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  12. 06-11-2003 03:18 PM #12
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    "...Then again, there isn't much that's more satisfying than crappin a tall boy." - Russ
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  13. 06-11-2003 05:07 PM #13
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    1.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...er+monkey+ball

    2.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...grocerygetters

    3.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...gin+everywhere

    4.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...+Montery+Cigar

    5.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...plies+properly

    6.?

    7.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...zen+manchowder

    8.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...rk+you+slacker

    9.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...ighlight=wimps

    10.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...light=twinkies

    11.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...forced+to+ride

    12.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...ld...PLAY+BALL

    Classic of the day...
    13.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...e+office+today

    14.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...n+slut+barbies

    15.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...t=snot+rockets

    16.http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...light=tall+boy

    All but one. The Clinton thread escapes the search function no matter what I type. I have not given up hope yet, after all I have nothing to do today.


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  14. 06-11-2003 09:55 PM #14
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    I don't even want'a touch that one!!!!!
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  15. 06-12-2003 03:25 PM #15
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    Hmmmmm.......i can download it, then it says I can't open it. Wanna jpeg it so it might fit in your post?
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    Try clicking and then choosing "open" instead of "save."

    That photo is from Scary Movie 2... I've rented it several times (heck, ninety-nine cents for 5 days) and will buy it if ever I see a great price. I thought it was much funnier than 1.
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  17. 06-12-2003 04:11 PM #17
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    Classic

    http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/...&threadid=1931
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    Outlaw ICBM - crossover
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    Where is the remote? Where is the $%#$% remote!

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  18. 06-12-2003 05:33 PM #18
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    Great flash back.


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  19. 06-12-2003 05:36 PM #19
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    no go. It will open a page, and then close the page and give me the save msgbox.
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    O well, it wasnt that important
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  22. 06-12-2003 05:59 PM #22
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    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAa

    Thanks Russ!
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  23. 07-18-2005 01:41 AM #23
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    Bump
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    what a great thread. all of it.
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    **ack**

    Lot of dust around here.

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    Blast from the PAST!
    Honoured to be, an original SOPA founding member
    Stuff...

    RTi12's - front
    CSi5 - center
    FXi3's - surrounds
    RTi4's - surrounds
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    Life is Good!
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  27. 04-19-2007 11:06 AM #27
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    Nice find BDT!
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    Ain't it great?

    Man, I'm laughing my ASS off.

    I'll smoke a big Monterey de Hoyo cigar and then hook up with her. Man, I LOVE that.

    Also, buy Micah a beer. Buy some of his bumper stickers:
    http://youdrivelikeanidiot.com

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    LOL!

    Good times back then. He sent me some of his stickers, I have them somewhere, just not on my car.

    Wonder whatever happend to Mr. Socks, miss that guy.
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    *ack* *cough*
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