The stuff that made me laugh peas out my nose today:
Super Monkey Ball is like Marble Madness except, well, with monkeys in your balls. It also has a lot of extra "party games" so multiple people can play with your balls.glorified grocery-gettersAnd it has these cool cupholders friggin everywhere!I'll smoke a big Hoyo De Montery Cigar and then hook up with her.I am pretty sure that my wife's lipstick only applies properly at speeds over 70mph.Now that's just not nice. Arkansas.... Clinton... Klipsch... dipping chicks...Wal-Mart... Oh well, never mind.Who eats Tofu? My god that stuff is gross. Looks like frozen man-chowder.Pull the cord to hear Paul say: "Get back to work you slacker!"Use the gas you wimps.Open side door, toss a couple of twinkies on the ground......all people who drive in the left lane (exept when passing, obviously) should be beaten and forced to ride the bus for the rest of their lives.And the classic of the day...Hey, if there's grass on the field...PLAY BALL!
What a glorious example of corporate procrastination! You all get a raise!i should probably try to get something done before i leave the office today.