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  1. 07-17-2001 04:15 PM #1
    RuSsMaN
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    Thumbs up Funny stuff brothas

    Check this one out...GREATNESS

    Make sure your speaks are turned on....

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  2. 07-17-2001 04:33 PM #2
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    Where do you find this stuff?

    I turned up my speakers, did not hear anything, turned it up louder. Then I figured, oh, put the mouse over the tweasers and pull out the hair. Damn, shoulda turned the volume back down, gave myself a friggen heartattack.

    Damn you Russ, damn you;)


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  3. 07-17-2001 04:50 PM #3
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    This is me, man. Every day I am attacked by aberant nose hairs. They are all attached directly to my brain via my optic nerve. I am crying!

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  4. 07-17-2001 04:52 PM #4
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    Oh yeah, I'm still wondering why we have ass hair. I mean really, what is the point other than to get in the way and trap the nasties. Ever try an pluck one of those out Micah?


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  5. 07-17-2001 05:07 PM #5
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    Default this is my life....

    my wife can spot one of my nose hairs poking out from 500 yards...a crusty from 1000.

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  6. 07-17-2001 05:15 PM #6
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    If life was truly fair, women would get real heavy nose hair, IN ADDITION to their monthly "friend". That'd teach 'em.

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  7. 07-17-2001 05:17 PM #7
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    Default I really dont....

    ...consider myself a 'real hairy' guy, NOTHING in my ears period...and the average nose hair.


    BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN, I pull one out, usually while driving, and its THICK man, like 24 AWG, ABNORMALLY thick, wont even bend.

    Whats up with that, its almost like a small appendage trying to grow out of my nose.

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  8. 02-28-2004 06:45 PM #8
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    Default Funny one right out of the archives...

    At first I was surprised the link still worked. It was funny enough and then I read the thread...
    More later,
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  9. 02-28-2004 08:08 PM #9
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    Give it 10 years Russ........
    'Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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  10. 02-28-2004 09:25 PM #10
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    I never had any hair at all. I thought I had three pubic hairs once, but I peed out of one of 'em:D
    I smell ass, burning ass, glowing cherry red spanked ass.

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