In case he goes back and deletes the ad, here is the copy:
TIME TRAVEL (hartselle)
I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds really unbelievable) but i cant use it bec i need a second person to operate it with me..
I am looking for someone that is adventurous and very reliable. prefer a male; but i could use a female if you do heavy lifting..
I am leaving on January 25th, 2013 around 10 a.m. and return no later than Jan. 29th. im going to october 1979 to take care of some unsettled business..
i need you to be serious about time travel, and reliable, so we will definately make it back home. i cant operate the machine alone..
you do not have to pay anything at all.
the only requirements are that you are reliable and the circumferance of your head is under 64cm..
we will be leaving from hartselle at my house, let me know if you would like to go with me.
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