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    Default Fun-time with Troy

    Step 1: Download the photo below.
    Step 2: Enlarge and print the photo.
    Step 3: Trim around Troy's head.
    Step 4: Attach a length of string to each of Troy's ears.
    Step 5: Present the mask to your wife or lover.
    Step 6: Make love to Troy.
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    BEER Goggles, Helping UGLY people have sex since 1862...

    Won't even help HERE!
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    I knew it. Russ is projecting his *own* dark fantasies onto other board members. You go ahead and try it out and let us know how it goes. Ya might have to paste some hair onto your partners back and chest to make it more realistic.

    Just admit it Russ, let go of the hangers.......

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    I know that's a wheels-off post, but I felt the comedic value was high enough to risk being accused of gaydom.....

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    When the action starts, if you want it to be realistic, have your wife/lover rip a couple of those 30 second long farts Troy is known to let,
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    Damn Russ, you sure like giving Troy.....um, head.

    Let me rephrase that, giving out Troy's head.


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    Thanks for the re-phrase, I wasn't quite sure what to say....

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    Well, Russ figgered he'd share the wealth since Brandy refuses to give it up to him unless he is wearing the Troy mask.

    Who knows, it might work for everyone.

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    No Troy, you've got it all wrong.....SHE wears the mask.....

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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!


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    Man.....I don't quite know what to say to that. I mean you are a pal and all but I'm straight.

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    Straight? Well, I guess that makes sense. You did tell me you felt like a lesbian trapped in a man's body.....

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    Almost too funny to bother adding anything to the mix, but...

    If realism is what you're after, I think it would be best if you were to have your lover roll over and wear the mask on the back of her head.

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    Weird post guys..........above me in all ways!!
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    *bump*
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    Oh YOOOOO HOOOOOO, TROOOOOY,

    Guess where I didn't wear a mask.


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    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    *bump*
    LOL, someone's pretty drunk to bump this thread.

    And it's not me... well... it COULD be, but I didn't start it...
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

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    found a halloween costume for next year...
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    Somebody asked for digital images of the Mini Half-Ass Polkfest at my place tomorrow.............Chuck YOU Farley, I know a set-up when I see one. No cameras tomorrow girls.

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    Man, I'm STILL wierded out, even after, what, 3 years??

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    Dude... wtf...

    This is...weird

    I bet yall sang show tunes at the SC gathering didnt yall?
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    Yeah, from South Pacific...........

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    Troy is more of a 'West Side Story' kind of guy.

    "I feel pretty, oh so pretty...."

    BTW, Brandy is hip to my kinky side, I've made rough man love to 'Troy' several times.

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    What happened to resurrect this ? Did the restraining order expire?
    More later,
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    Last edited by BlueMDPicker; 03-07-2005 at 06:21 AM.

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    This thead is so twisted I have no idea where to begin..... or end for that matter.


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    OK, I want the 2 minutes of my life that it took me to read this thread back!

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    No Troy, you've got it all wrong.....SHE wears the mask.....
    Unfortunately for me, as fat as my wifes getting lately that might be an improvement :(

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