Florida was always a weird state for me. Beautiful and ugly, with Jarrasic Park type critters. Mosquitos this year are supposed to be larger than ever, Pythons crawling up everywhere. Gators, and a host of oversized insects are enough to drive anyone back north. Now, we have the invasion of....snails. Not any snail mind you, ones as big as a rat that love to eat anything green and drywall. Snails that will eat your house ? WTF ?
Maybe they can let some of these snails go to town on Detroit, save the city from tearing down all those old buildings. Word has it they shy away from that cheap chinese drywall though. Has me wondering if these varmits are edible. I'll have to ask Lightman, he eats these sort of things and as it so happens he's moving to Florida.