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    Default Balls... An observation

    Balls

    INTERESTING OBSERVATION

    1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.




    2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.




    3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.



    4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.




    5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
    And...



    6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.


    THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

    The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
    There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.



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    Maybe....and just a suggestion pal, you should stop paying attention to other peoples balls. Me thinks living in Cali has started to take it's toll on you.

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    ^lol^
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    Quote Originally Posted by tonyb View Post
    Maybe....and just a suggestion pal, you should stop paying attention to other peoples balls. Me thinks living in Cali has started to take it's toll on you.
    Good thing he doesn't live in Texas then, where every truck seems to have a pair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSkip View Post
    Good thing he doesn't live in Texas then, where every truck seems to have a pair.
    Yep that's Texas

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    That Dyson Vacuum guy is also way too obsessed with balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fongolio View Post
    That Dyson Vacuum guy is also way too obsessed with balls.
    LOL.....YEAH, and it may be in the cards for him to merge with Carver/Emo. Can you imagine what products would come out of that trio ?

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    Well, you'd think Texans wouldn't be so insecure. This reminds me of a story a friend of mine used to tell about his father who was from the "show me state". As it goes he would have to attend this affair every so often where an obnoxious Texan with his boots and hat in full display would be loud and boisterous--asking everyone after telling them where HE was from, "What do YOU think of US TEXANS up here?"

    To which, our fed up resident of Missouri retorted, "We don't! We don't think about you at all!"
    Our self-centered and self-important Texan was quite "speechless". Score one for the Midwest?

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    As someone who lives in Seattle, I approve that joke. :)

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    I think AC/DC had the biggest balls of 'em all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nooshinjohn View Post
    I think AC/DC had the biggest balls of 'em all...

    Your scaring me John.
    Please....please go pickup a Playboy mag and spend some time in the crapper.

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    So then I won't mention my attendance at the world championship marbles event.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonyb View Post
    LOL.....YEAH, and it may be in the cards for him to merge with Carver/Emo. Can you imagine what products would come out of that trio ?

    Dyvermo! lol
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