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    Thumbs up Helping out new friends

    Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their
    local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do
    you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
    "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and
    enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the
    course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a
    living?"
    "I'm a hit man," was the reply.
    "You're joking!" was the response.
    "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
    beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are
    my tools."
    "That's a b! eautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I
    take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he
    picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his
    house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can
    see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha, wow,
    she's naked! What the hell? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor, my good
    friend in there with her...... He's naked too! That bitch! That bastard!"
    He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
    "I do a flat rate, one thousand dollars every time I pull the
    trigger."
    "Can you do two for me now?"
    "Sure, what do you want?"
    "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the
    &! gt;mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off
    to teach him a lesson." The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing
    perfectly still for a few minutes.
    "Are you going to do it or not?" said the husband impatiently.
    "Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I
    can save you a grand here....."
    ***WAREMTAE***

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    LMAO :D
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    Nice ;>}

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    :D :D :D
    I smell ass, burning ass, glowing cherry red spanked ass.

    RT1

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    I dont get it...... :(
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    Some day you will 'get it', then you will understand the joke. ;)

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    Ill ask Jesse when i see him online....lmao

    Still dont 'get it' though
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    Do the letters "BJ" give a clue?


    LMAO, funny joke!
    I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password...it would be password.

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    LMAO:D That's nasty!

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    LOl great joke sorry the kid didnt get it. Hehehe
    Wish I was a polkologist then I could call my self Dr.warviper.

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