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  1. 02-08-2004 08:20 PM #1
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    How do you get an infant into tupperware?



    A blender...



    How do you get it out?



    Salsa chips of course!!
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    I don't get it.
    Must be California humor or something.
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    I get it, and boy do I love a good dead baby joke.

    My favorite:

    Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't empty a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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    Dead baby jokes are extremely crude, and inhumane, and immature. That being said, I know a few (from a roomate last year).

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Rolls Royce?

    I don't have a Rolss Royce in my garage.
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    You guys are sick:p
    Did ya hear about the skinny guy who moved to Alaska. He came back a husky f#%ker.
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    A pedophile took a little boy for a walk in the woods. The litlle boy said "Hey mister, these woods are dark and spooky. I'm getting scared."

    The pedophile answered "You think your scared? I gotta walk back ALONE!"

    That was sick!!!
    I smell ass, burning ass, glowing cherry red spanked ass.

    RT1
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    How do you know when it's bedtime in neverland? When the big hand is over the little hand
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    Ya hear about the restaurant that Michael Jackson is opening??

    They're gonna sell 40 yr old meat in 12 yr old buns...
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