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    Talking The Tree Expert

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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    LOL! Good one Jesse.
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    HAHA! happy friday!

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    :D :D :D :D

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    :D :D :D

    That was great!
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    heh... as a wood wrecker I can appreciate the humour. :D

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    Yep, good one... :D :D :D
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    I'm so ashamed at myself for laughing at those two jokes.

    Definitely my kind of humor.
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    One more to a thousand burdette you can do it!
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