A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!!! "You know," he said," you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No, " she replies. . . . . . . "
Wait for it. .
It's coming. .
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says :
"You just happened to catch my eye. "
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04-30-2004 12:48 PM #1
Friday Humor
'Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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04-30-2004 12:52 PM #2
Boooo. :p :D
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04-30-2004 01:00 PM #3
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
YES It's KILLING ME :-)Last edited by disneyjoe7; 04-30-2004 at 01:04 PM.
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04-30-2004 04:00 PM #4
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is right a nice lady, nightcap. BOOOOOOOOOO:D
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04-30-2004 06:03 PM #5
Jesse thats just bad man.... but I laughed anyway
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04-30-2004 06:28 PM #6
I laughed. I always appreciate a good joke that doesn't rely on dirty humor.
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05-01-2004 02:38 AM #7
Quick the hook before he types another one.:D
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05-02-2004 01:18 PM #8
I liked it...
Same vein as the old armless bellringer joke...
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05-06-2004 01:14 PM #9
...wow...nice...I'll tell my professor that he'll like it
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