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    Talking I should be a model!!!

    Now doesn't this just make you want to buy more Polk speakers??? Micah, let me know when I should come by for the photo shoot!!! Think about it, we could tie in with a Versace runway model show. I could wear a Polk t-shirt and carry one of the latest Polk speakers down the runway, make a turn at the end and go back.

    Ok, time for me to go duck and hide, cause I know I'm going to get beaten really bad on this board. I know you guys all too well!!!

    I love my new digi-cam. IT RULES!!!



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    Yeah, you could be one of those underwear models. You know the guys who are smiling yet have no bulge.

    Of course, I'm sure Micah would let you borrow one of his socks.

    Peace Out~:D
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    You have an armadillo in your trousers.
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    Hey, John: what time is it?
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    This thread has the potential to become the logest in Polk Forum history.

    Peace Out~:D

    BTW John, if your carry a Polk speaker down the runway, just don't let that 16 gauge wire hang out.


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    Default Correction

    Thats 10 gauge.

    Micah, at the tone the time will be...


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    John, I love you but I have to ask this:

    Is your name there on the teevee in case... you forget?
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    What's behind the curtain.

    Longest thread, indeed!
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    New carpet time.
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    John, do you shave your arms?


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    Default Help in the morning

    Micah:

    I go from left to right in the morning. I wake up and look at the time, then I have that reminder of my name, then I say goodmorning to my statues and finally I grab that mug and have a cup of fresh brew.

    I know what time it is...time to use photoshop and drop that pic of Britney Spears in my room. Oh yeah, i'll get rid of that nasty carpet too! :D


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    What's with the hand on the hip eh?


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    Ron, wanna see what else I shave? The digi-cam is ready and waiting!

    Justin, I was going to do a Michael Jackson crotch grab, but I didn't think that appropriate. It might have offended Micah.


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    Originally posted by john d. strong


    Justin, I was going to do a Michael Jackson crotch grab, but I didn't think that appropriate. It might have offended Micah.


    John
    or turned him on...:D
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    Thumbs down The speakers look great

    Mate the speakers look great, the bloke well im a straght aussie bloke so ill leave that to the chicks to comment on, the tv has to go, YUK, no offence mate:)

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    And the carpet.
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    john, i don't get it -are you in 'looking tough-guy' mode, or do you just gotta take a mean ****?:D
    ...the fOrce is strong with this one.

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    Funny Juice!!!!

    I can hear it now...

    Paul to Justin: "Whats that slapping sound? It's coming from Micah's area."


    Yeah yeah, the TV will be retired when the $$$$ becomes available to committ to that.

    Micah, let's see your Home and Garden featured carpet! Oh yeah, it's buried under the Alien and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
    I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password...it would be password.

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    funny john! i gotta give it to ya, your a brave man posting a pic of yourself on this forum with micah around, no telling what goes into his mastabatory spank bank....
    ...the fOrce is strong with this one.

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    This is getting downright F-ing hilarious!!!

    I'm a good sport and can take a joke. I can only imagine how much of a beating poor Micah takes at work.

    I would love to say the "Tough Guy Look", but I think all the food I consumed was about ready to be deposited. Think I'll ride by and deposit it on Micah's door step so he'll have a welcome gift when he gets home tonight.

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    LMAO john! glad you can take it all in stride, don't ever take anyhting i say too seriously, hell don't take it seriously at all...:D

    i'm so glad this forum is bumping this afternoon, i was begining to think i was going to have to do some actual work...
    ...the fOrce is strong with this one.

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    Default man.....

    I should be all over something like this but I am drawing a friggin blank......

    I wonder if any at Polk notices that Micah uses an excessive amount of tissues and Windex.

    With speaks like that, who cares about the friggin TV? Carpet has got to go man. 70's are over.....

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    HOW COME EVEN ON A THREAD DESIGNED TO MAKE FUN OF JOHN... YOU GUYS ARE MAKING FUN OF ME?!

    I DON'T GET NO RESPECT!

    MAKE FUN OF JOHN, DAMMIT! HE'S WEARING SWEATPANTS!

    Grrrrrrrr.

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    Exclamation WARNING JOHN: micah posted this in another thread...

    Originally posted by Micah
    LOOK! LOOOOOOOOK!

    JOHN IS WEARING SWEATPANTS IN ANOTHER THREAD! SWEATPANTS TURN ME ON! HE'S ALL MINE, STAY AWAY YOU SAVAGE DOGS!
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    watch your corn-hole dropping that duece on his door-step, he may be waiting for ya...
    ...the fOrce is strong with this one.

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    Default Micah.....

    why would we want to pick on John? He works in a strip club for cripesakes! He is the last dude I would want to alienate.


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    Default awwww......

    c'mon man! Buck up! You know that you are one of my favorite dudes. Face it though in this instance you have two things going against you.

    1. You don't know hot women who get naked for money (then again, maybe you do)

    2. The smell of fabric softener gives you a woodrow.


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    I'd hate to see what happens to Micah when he's walking thru the mens sock section of the local department store


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    Default Good lord!!!

    Even when someone puts themself willingly in the line of fire, it somehow always ends up as a Micah bashing! We could probably start a thread on bashing Osama Bin Laden and it would end up as yet another Micah beating.


    Juice, I'm about ready to die from your post! I'll do a drive-bye poopie toss!

    Troy, it's sure going to be difficult going back to the corporate world after working in this club. I'll never sever ties with this place. Even after leaving, i'll still come back to cover some shifts on the weekend. You can be damn sure! Let's see, I go to work to play music and watch hot women take their clothes off. Oh yeah, I get paid to do that.

    I love america!
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    Hey John,

    Believe it or not, I have a couple of legitimate questions:

    1) What kind of camera did you get?
    2) Do you ever take it to work?

    :D Jason

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