The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At
Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer
The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show
"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on
arrival in France!"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day, I couldn't find
any Frenchmen to show it to.