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  1. 07-20-2004 03:42 PM #1
    HBombToo
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    Talking , ": Passport please??

    ***:DROFLOL:D***




    The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At
    French
    Customs, he fumbled for his passport.

    "You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer
    asked
    sarcastically.

    The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.
    "Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for
    inspection."

    The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show
    it."
    "Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on
    arrival in France!"

    The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
    quietly explained.
    "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day, I couldn't find
    any Frenchmen to show it to.


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  2. 07-20-2004 03:46 PM #2
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    LOL

    Take that Frenchies!
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  3. 07-20-2004 04:35 PM #3
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    :D :D :D
    'Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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  4. 07-20-2004 06:31 PM #4
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    good one!!!
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