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    I love my wife, but I thought this was funny!

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    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.

    Applications such as Poker-Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting/Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected.

    I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but Uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

    Please help!


    Thanks, A Troubled User

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    REPLY:

    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run everything.

    It is impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. and impossible to uninstall or purge from the system, once installed.

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. (Re: Wife 1.0 manual - Warnings/Alimony/Child-Support.)

    I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I furthermore suggest that you install the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
    system will return to normal anyway.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be extremely high maintenance.

    Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean/sweep 3.0, Cook-It 1.5 and Do-Bills 4.2.

    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
    cause the system to launch the program Nag 9.5 and once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software such as Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

    WARNING!!! Never, under any circumstance, install Short-Skirt-Secretary 3.3 because this application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversibledamage to your entire operating system.

    Best of luck,

    Tech Support

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    lol
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    Dont know about some of you but ROFLMAO

    Been having conflicts with Beer 2.2 latley :)

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    LMAO

    that was great... i'm getting wierd looks from everyone else in the computer lab now lol :D :D :D
    MacLeod: I guess youre lucky Polk has such lax hiring standards.

    Josh: Damn skippy!

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    Originally posted by Joelsbass
    LMAO

    that was great... i'm getting wierd looks from everyone else in the computer lab now lol :D :D :D
    so whats new?;)
    -Cody
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