On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf and completely unaware of Tiger's identity,
greets him in a typical Irish manner.
"Top of the mornin' to ya, sir," says the attendant.
Tiger, who is familiar with Irish custom, responds with,
"And the rest of the day to you, sir!"
Tiger gives a quick nod and bends forward to pick up the nozzle of the gasoline hose.
As he does so, two golf tees fall out of his
shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what on the good earth are they fer?"
inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything!"