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  1. 12-01-2004 12:59 AM #1
    F1nut
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    Default Death by Lava lamp....

    ....or how to get on the Darwin list.

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/30/lav....ap/index.html
    'Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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  2. 12-01-2004 01:13 AM #2
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    I saw a dude try and chug the contents of a lava lamp at a party....it didn't work out as he planned.
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  3. 12-01-2004 01:21 AM #3
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    Just another example that given the opportunity and with a little effort we can find new and unusual ways to do ourselves in!
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

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  4. 12-01-2004 03:34 AM #4
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    well. if you checked the location where the story was from (Kent, WA).. i'd think you'd want something sharp to pierce your heart as well. :p



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  5. 12-01-2004 07:13 PM #5
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    The world is a better place...
    I smell ass, burning ass, glowing cherry red spanked ass.

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  6. 12-01-2004 08:45 PM #6
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    "was found dead in his trailer home"

    I'll drink to that.

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  7. 12-01-2004 09:03 PM #7
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    Careful, making fun of dead guys will drive off more people! ;)
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