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    Dr. Doolittle has got nothin' on this cowpoke:

    While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.

    Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

    Indian: "Dog no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' alright."

    Indian: Look of shock

    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at Indian

    Dog: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food,and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    Indian: Look of total disbelief

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    Indian: Extreme look of shock

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian

    Horse: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

    Indian: Total look of utter amazement

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Indian: "Sheep liar."

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D
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    I wanna laugh.....I really do......but I don't get it........sheep liar? I'm taking that he doesn't treat the sheep well,...so he's saying that he's a liar......but I don't really get it.....

    well,....it is late...I'm gettin' some sleep.....
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