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    Default X-mas song thread

    In the spirit of X-mas songs, it time to create and twist our own. Since Jesse is so fond of "Grandma got run over by a reigndeer", I'll start this tune off in his honor. You guys are then left to add to the song. Here goes...

    "Jesse got run over by White Van Man
    Walking home from Tweeter, Christmas Eve

    You can say there's no such thing as full range drivers
    but as for Amar Bose, he believes"


    Take it away guys...
    I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password...it would be password.

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    LOL! Great idea John, here goes:

    A tribute to Russman, sung to the tune of "Silver Bells"

    Ohm'n my balls
    Ohm'n my balls
    I'm bored as hell in the city
    ring a ling
    hear the radio shack meter ring
    1.8 ohms is okay....

    Cheesey quality leads
    low on battery
    man I can't get a break
    in the air there's a feeling of frustration
    polkies laughing
    gas I'm passing
    give me something to re-foam
    I'm really quite bored as you see

    Ohm'n my balls
    Ohm'n my balls
    I'm bored as hell in the city
    ring a ling
    hear the radio shack meter ring
    1.8 ohms is okay....
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    Verse 1...


    "Now his Polk's are all connected
    With long cable runs by M.I.T.

    Jesse drank too much egg nog
    Off to the bathroom to take a mean ass pee!"


    I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password...it would be password.

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    OK,I got one...

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me....a 7 foot marijuana tree....

    take it away..............

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    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

    2 kegs of beer

    and a 7 foot marijuana tree
    I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password...it would be password.

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    On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

    3 DVD's
    2 Kegs of Beer
    and a 7 foot marijuana tree...

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    On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

    4 Banana jacks
    3 DVD's
    2 Kegs of Beer
    and a 7 foot marijuana tree...
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
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    On the 5th day of christmas, my true love gave to me....

    5 12" woofers in a sack
    4 Banana jacks
    3 DVD's
    2 Kegs of Beer
    and a 7 foot marijuana tree...
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    On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    Six JAN tubes.....

    5 12" woofers in a sack
    4 Banana jacks
    3 DVD's
    2 Kegs of Beer
    and a 7 foot marijuana tree...
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.

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    On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    7 horny Playmates

    6 JAN tubes
    5 12" woofers in a sack
    4 Banana jacks
    3 DVD's
    2 Kegs of Beer
    and a 7 foot marijuana tree...
    I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password...it would be password.

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