I've been wondering where Warviper is....anyone heard from him?
Warviper, if you're reading, I drank that F'n snake liqour you sent me and it is bar none the weirdest and most unforgetable hangover I've ever had in my X amount of years of hanging out with Al Cohol.
I'm ready for the next bottle, just let me know. I would like to drink another snake this time if possible, maybe a cobra or mamba.
On a personal note, WTF are you doing man, come back to the hive! I hope you are ok, and everything is well on your end. I PM'd your woman a couple times trying to find you. Please tell her I'm sorry.
Got a MIA Polkie you've been wondering about? Post it here and let's find the SOB.