I went back thru my calendar to see what I've watched in the last month, and it's a pretty impressive list of DVDs I own and some I've rented. I obviously have a lot of time on my hands. But maybe it'll inspire you to watch some stuff, and post your lists to this thread. Exciting, huh?
- THE HANDMAID'S TALE -- Some hokey sci-fi, rented because Natasia Richardson is so cute and cuddly (and because it held the promise of loads of sex and nudity... But it didn't have either). I should have read the book, I'm sure. Nice anamorphic print, tho.
- THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER -- Sometimes you just need a little Connery. And how stupid was Alec Baldwin for throwing away this franchise? He makes a GREAT Jack Ryan, filling the character with great little foibles that make him real. He blew his whole career giving up this role. "We'll lay off their biggest cities and listen to their ROCK AND ROLL." Indeed! I just wish this was a better print (and anamorphic), but the sound is great.
- INDEPENDANCE DAY -- Can you believe this flick? It's like a liberal wet dream of idiotic sci-fi cliches. As if all these characters exist in a world where there is no sci-fi; so they are totally clueless. "How many cliches can we cram into every minute?" asked director R. Emmerich. Too many, says I. Watched it on my friend's new home theater, in a tiny apartment with her new RM6000 System that is really going to piss off her neighbors!
- DEAD PRESIDENTS -- Thought this was gonna be a heist movie. But it turned out to be a nothing at all movie. A horrible second try from the guys who did MENACE II SOCIETY, which is a killer powerful film. Rent that one, not this one. Crapola.
- RAT RACE -- Funny, but don't miss the extras on this disc: the bloopers and the "cast calls" (wherein the producer and director actually call the cast on the phone and have some funniness with them). Jon Lovitz is funny, I don't care what you say.
- BEVERLY HILLS COP -- The new DVD of the first movie. A nice print, flat 5.1 sound, but really: a funny funny movie. I'm not ashamed to admit that I laughed out loud. And I was watching it alone. Is it me, or did Eddie Murphy have, what?, three movies before he bombed? (BHC, 48 HOURS and TRADING PLACES... Where's that DVD?) Oh well. Worth a rental, definitely!
- ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE -- Some say it's the best Bond film, but I say not. I had never ever seen it, so I rented it in the great MGM "Bond Special Edition" version, with all the cool documentaries and extras on it. The movie... Really was too long and not good at all. Lazenby (who I think lives here in Baltimore, actually... If you're reading this George: I like you, you just aren't BOND) as Bond was tedious and wimpy. He cried. He got married. Blah. Afterwards, I needed some REAL Bond, so I watched...
- THUNDERBALL -- You can't go wrong with Connery as Bond. And the MGM "Special Edition" of the Bond films are superior widescreen prints. Ah, Domino...
- HARD EIGHT -- The first film by PT (BOOGIE NIGHTS) Anderson. I was really impressed with its style. Well acted by Anderson's usual cast of regulars (plus a slutted out Gweneth Paltrow getting slapped around), an interesting little film about the underside of life, losers and the way of the gun.
- GREAT EXPECTATIONS -- Not the David Lean one, the recent one with Ethan Hawke (who gets out-acted by the child who plays his character as a young boy). Rented this one because Gweneth looks so glorious and beautiful in the trailers that I just had to see her. She's exactly that beautiful in this film. But the rest of it is horrible and difficult to sit thru.
- OCEAN'S 11 -- The original one, rented just to actually see it and get myself out of seeing the new version of it. (I'm OVER George Clooney and Steven Soderberg.) This one does really suck, tho. It's nothing but the "rat pack" walking around in Vegas acting like... Well, acting like themselves. Which is kinda cool. Definitely way cooler than George Clooney.
- EXISTENZ -- Another in a long line of I-know-it's-going-to-suck David Cronenberg horror movies. Who thinks this guy is a good director? He's been using the same squishy sound effect since VIDEODROME. And in fact, this is exactly the same movie as VIDEODROME. Hmmm. Not worth even a rental.
- DOG DAY AFTERNOON -- Wanna see an actor ACT his brains out? This is the movie that made Pacino, and it's plain why. A botched bank robbery becomes a media event, and turns into a nightmare for the confused but well-intentioned robber. Poor non-anamorphic print of this old film, but worth seeing anyway. It's a no-brainer.
- ANIMAL HOUSE -- Sometimes you just need a little Blutarsky, too. I happen to have the OOP "Special Edition" version, which boasts not only a documentary on the disc but a superior anamorphic print of the film. And it's funny, man. Plus, it could be the last time that Peter Reigert was funny. And that Karen Allen was cute.
- BULLITT -- Wow, it's incredible how movies change since you were a little kid. I remember watching this cool Steve McQueen flick on the WPIX "Million Dollar Movie" and it was COOL! Now... It's sort of slow and lame. The opening credit sequence is very cool. And the car chase is the coolest. But this poor print and mono soundtrack disc is really boring. I'm glad McQueen did other cool stuff, cause this one isn't.
- BUCKAROO BONSAI -- The extensive new DVD of this cult classic is nice for an 80s "B" movie, but unfortunately that's all this sci-fi movie is (a "B"). Cool extras do not a lame movie make up for. You know what I mean. But if you're a fan of this movie you will dig this disc.
- BLACK ROBE -- The anti-DANCES WITH WOLVES. Bruce Beresford's beautifully filmed tale of French missionaries in the fronter of 17th Century North America. A harrowing lifelike glimpse at "real" Indian life and their struggles to keep their culture free of the grasp of the all powerful and corrupting church. A great film, and nice MGM DVD.
- CLOCKWATCHERS -- A tedious female version of OFFICE SPACE (but nowhere near as funny or insightful). Saved by the great and funny and talented Parker Posey as an angry temp.
- STARDUST MEMORIES, ZELIG & ANNIE HALL -- I went on a Woody Allen binge. It's funny to watch ZELIG and think about how the rest of Hollywood STOLE Woody's trick (inserting himself realistically into newsreel footage and old photos) for lame movies like "Forrest Gump." The anamorphic MGM DVDs of these films are really a godsend for fans of his great films. A pleasure, every one.

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