John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos
flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special;
not everyone gets a house up here."
John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a Green & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole
an enormous EAGLES logo flag, and in every window, an Eagles emblem.
John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went
to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point John?"
"Well, why does Donovan McNabb get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "John, that's not Donovan's house, it's mine."