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    Polkie Wannabe
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    John O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters Club.
    One evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was held
    to see who could deliver the best toast.

    Well, John O'Riley won the contest for the best toast of the evening:
    "Here's to the best years o' me life, spent between the legs o' me wife."

    When John O'Riley arrived home his beautiful wife asked him how the
    Toast Masters meeting went and he said, "I won the contest for the best
    toast of the evening."

    His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said, "Here's to
    the best years o' me life, spent in Church wi' me wife." His wife then said,
    "Why John, that's so nice of you to include me in your toast."

    The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping and ran into the local
    policeman on the beat who was also at the Toast Masters meeting with her
    husband.

    He said, "Hello Mrs. O'Riley, that was some great toast that your husband
    John gave at the Toast Masters meeting last evening. He won first
    prize".

    "Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he wasn't quite honest
    with the facts: he's only been there twice, the first time he fell asleep and
    the second time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
    Dean
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    LOL!!! :D
    ...the fOrce is strong with this one.

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