IRELAND
“Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?”
FRANCE
“Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?”
ITALY
“Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ”
POLAND
“Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?”
GERMANY
“Is this bratwurst kosher?”
TURKEY
“Where’s the hash at?
It’s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?”
KOREA
“Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?”
CHINA
“This wall isn’t so great.”
ENGLAND
“Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?”
SWEDEN
“Do you have any normal meatballs?
Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?”
YEMEN
“Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country. What’s it mean -- ‘Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?”
INDIA
“You don’t live in teepees?
Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?”
ETHIOPIA
“After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!”
CANADA
“You’re like Americans without money.”
SPAIN
“So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow.
Your women can shave if they want to, right?
Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?”
SOUTH AFRICA
“I liked it better the other way.”
MEXICO
“What's that smell?”
SAUDI ARABIA
“Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?”
RUSSIA
“Is it always this cold and economically devastated?”
UZBEKISTAN
“Can you spell Uzbekistan?”
GREECE
“I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."
AFGHANISTAN
“Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?”
JAPAN
“What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?”
AUSTRALIA
“How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?”
AMERICA
“Was John Wayne gay?”
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03-23-2005 10:09 PM #1
Questions not to ask in foreign lands
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03-23-2005 10:14 PM #2
i dont get the ethopian one
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03-23-2005 11:46 PM #3
Airplay,
That Ethiopean one is just bad. The swelled belly is some form of disease.
I love the Sweden one:D.
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03-24-2005 12:19 AM #4Member Sales Rating: (13)
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Mine's from beer :DThe swelled belly is some form of disease.
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03-24-2005 12:37 AM #5
Its from malnourishment. And its hilarious.
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03-24-2005 01:43 AM #6
See, that's not even right... hahahaha but I loved it!
One I'd add to Iraq...
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03-24-2005 03:01 AM #7
Wow.
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03-24-2005 02:48 PM #8
Let's all make fun of the underprivileged and the undernourished. Are the handicapped next? When do we get to the racist stuff?
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03-24-2005 02:58 PM #9
I doubt Mac included that Ethiopai one intentionally.
That one's pretty classless...some of the others are funny though...Main HT
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03-24-2005 03:14 PM #10
At least half of them qualify as being classless.
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03-24-2005 03:20 PM #11
I disagree. Several of them are borderline offensive, but that one is the only that strikes me as classless...at least out of the ones I get...Originally posted by Shizelbs
At least half of them qualify as being classless.Main HT
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03-24-2005 04:10 PM #12
To me the Japan one is worse. But, anyways, its stupid to argue about. This is probably not heading in a good direction.
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03-24-2005 04:14 PM #13
Damn...I completely overlooked that one...yep that one's pretty sick too...Originally posted by Shizelbs
To me the Japan one is worse.Main HT
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03-24-2005 04:39 PM #14
John Wayne was a flaming gay.
If...
Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
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03-24-2005 04:42 PM #15
Do you guys all need a group hug or what?
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03-24-2005 08:02 PM #16
way to PC of a thread for me then. Glad I didn't post what I was REALLY thinking...
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