My buddy from TI just sent this after a "safety" incident. This is now part of a monthly "safety" topic. And people think Dilbert isn't based on reality...
My favorite line: "Ensure the employee understands proper walking habits"
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03-28-2005 01:07 PM #1
Big Company, Dumb policies, Dumber people
There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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03-28-2005 01:11 PM #2
Half a dozen less cheeseburgers a week might help her not trip over her own feet.
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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03-28-2005 01:14 PM #3
Well, that was the poor sap they got to "recreate" the incident so that everyone could learn to walk without hurting themselves.
But I always thought that "weebles wobble but don't fall down"There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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03-28-2005 01:17 PM #4
Just think if ole' gravy tits actually DID fall into those lockers.
BLAM!!! It would sound like a bomb went off. I'd pay to see that ****.
Cheers,
RussCheck your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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03-28-2005 01:24 PM #5
A direct result of our "sue-happy" society.
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03-28-2005 02:07 PM #6
I notice that there is no cover sheet on this report, didn't you get the memo??
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03-28-2005 02:11 PM #7
I learned something new today.
Thanks!
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03-28-2005 02:27 PM #8
Can you imagine training "walking habits"? I got yelled at once for spinning 180 degrees on a bench and leaving off the other side. Apperently no one is allowed to cross a bench, regardless of manner (Signs had gon up earlier to not step over the benches). You MUST go around.
There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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03-28-2005 02:32 PM #9
Eff with 'em a little and go under the bench next time. :)Originally posted by jdhdiggs
Can you imagine training "walking habits"? I got yelled at once for spinning 180 degrees on a bench and leaving off the other side. Apperently no one is allowed to cross a bench, regardless of manner (Signs had gon up earlier to not step over the benches). You MUST go around.
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03-28-2005 02:40 PM #10
Nah, I just quit and got a better job with expense accounts... :D
I will have to pass that on though... I'd love to see how the "hall monitors" react to that. Probably result in yet another sign...There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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03-28-2005 03:14 PM #11
what the hell kind of company actually has hall monitors?
BTW, how does this walking thing you keep talking about work?Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
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03-28-2005 05:30 PM #12
LOL @ Gravy Tits
Thanks Russ...I just blew snot!"she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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