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    Exclamation New lawn service...

    What a concept! Honey, I just fired the gardener. Don't worry though, I've found a replacement...
    New lawn service


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    Haha! If only I lived in the Kansas City area... she'd sure beat the group of Mexicans that does my lawn :)
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    kick ass, I'll have to use this once to get some exclusive pics for club polk.

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    Hell yeah!

    The 'pics' link on the site doesnt work.

    I doubt this will go very far tho. Most people that need lawn services are married couple. Cant see my wife giving the nod of approval to this!
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    The pictures work just fine for me. :D

    Having said that I can see real hazard issues here. If that mower or weedeater causes some flying debris to hit one of those implants the resulting damage could be extensive. Anything under that much pressure is going to blow big when it goes!
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    Damn it! It keeps saying 'Object not found'!


    I can just see it now!! Silicone everywhere!
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    Originally posted by MacLeod
    Hell yeah!

    The 'pics' link on the site doesnt work.
    Yeah, they used the wrong slash in the pics URL on the site... this is the real link... http://www.bikinilawn.com/april242005/index.htm

    Enjoy :)
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    Gawdamighty those things are huge!! Yummy!!
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    Anyone catch this on the 'princes' page?

    Mowing Service- $60 per 1/4 acre which includes: mow, weed eat, and blow off hard surfaces.
    What kind of Hard surfaces do you think they are talking about????

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    "hard surfaces", "mow", "eat".

    Hmmm, all kinds of hints as to this type of "service"!
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    Check out the "policies" link:

    1.) All girls will have 1 Escort with them on every job.

    [What? Are they saying that a female escort is included for me to play with while my grass is being cut OR are they saying that the price includes a bodyguard for the bikini-clad grass cutter?

    2.) Payment must be made on day of service unless prepayed.

    Fair enuff.

    3.) We do accept all major credit cards, but they must be on a prepay bases only.

    Not so sure about this one.

    4.) You must reserve a date for special occassions. Cancelations must be recieved with in 48 hours of your reserved date or you will be charged a $30 fee.

    What is meant by a "date"?. Why would getting my grass cut be a special occassion? This reads more like an ad for an escort service, which brings me back to policy #1.

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