There once was a farmer that had a horny pet rooster named "Rooster Booster". He used Rooster Booster to breed with the hens to produce as many eggs as possible. Once all the hens were knocked up, Rooster Booster became even more horny. He began screwing the cows, pigs, ducks, and any animal that didn't move.
The farmer came out and told Rooster Booster; "What the hell is wrong with you, POS rooster??!!! If you keep this up and you are gonna die from heart failure!" Rooster Booster yelled out, "F*ck you! You old bastard...I am gonna keep on going until I die!" Rooster Booster kept on pouncing on farm animal after farm animal.
One day later on that week, at about high noon, the farmer came out side to find Rooster Booster lying on the ground still and lifeless with a vulture circling above. He yelled out, "I told you! It finally caught up with you, f*cker!" The loud voice of the farmer, scared the vulture away from his would be meal. At that instant, Rooster Booster jumped up off the ground and began choking the farmer. Rooster Booster said "You jackass, look what you've done! I almost had him until you came your loud a$$ out here!" :D