Little Tony was staying with
his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside
with the other kids for a while
when he came into the house and asked her,
"Grandma, what is that called
when 2 people are sleeping in the same room
and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback,
but decided to tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK"
and went back outside to talk
and play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse!
It's called Bunk Beds!".
And Jimmy's Mom
REALLY wants to talk to you right now."