Q-What kind of a man was Boaz before he married?
Q-What do they call pastors in Germany?
Q-Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A-Noah, He was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Q-Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A-Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q-What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A-Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land and probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q-Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A-Sampson, He brought the house down.
Q-What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A-Your Mother ate us out of house and home.
Q-Which servant of God was the most flagrant law breaker in the Bible?
A-Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q-Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A-The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q-Which Bible character had no parents?
A-Joshua, son of Nun.
Q-Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A-Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q-Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
A-Yep, it's in the Bible. It says, HEBREWS