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    Yo mama's so black, she went to night school and they counted her absent!
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    Default Church faux pas............

    An elderly couple, Ole and Lena, were recently attending a church service at their retirement village.


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    About halfway through the service Lena took a pen and paper out of her purse, wrote a note and handed it to Ole.

    The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

    Ole leaned over and whispered in her ear: "Yew need to put a new battery in yewr hearing aid."
    If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.

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