George exclaimed to his friend, "I just had another bad argument with my wife!"
"Oh, yeah?" the friend said. "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," he replied, "she came crawling to me on her hands and knees."
His friend looked puzzled. "Really? Now that's a change! What did she say?"
"I think she said something like, 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel.'"