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  1. 07-26-2005 11:42 PM #1
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    Default (another) Club Polk Movie Trailer....

    Coming this summer, to theaters everywhere.

    An action packed thriller that will take you.....
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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    far beyond the reaches of our galaxy...
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    and your sex drive....
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    ...will go through the roof as Mark runs through the halls with no pants as...
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    Sid is molested by a pack of starving, rabbid, donkies - causing a band of hippies to...
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    steal the space shuttle and head to a commune where you can have your way with Squeaky Fromme but...
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    but realize that Bill Clinton is in line right in front of you so you decide instead, to...............
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    attend a Brady Bunch reunion show.

    After the taping of the show it suddenly dawns on you that....
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    Bubba Clinton had been so excited by Squeaky that he left behind some of his man-seed on your pants leg, he has a habit of doing that, so..................
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    you decide to get it dry cleaned, because unlike Monica, you.......
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    don't want to be tainted with the man seed of the antichrist, so you also....
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    ...scrub the "vien stain" vigorously with oxyclean because the commercial looked cool, but later realized that....

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  13. 07-27-2005 11:22 AM #13
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    damn, you could have sold the pants on EPay and got some serious jack to upgrade to tubes with....****
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    So you put the water, with the oxyclean and man chowder on ebay and sell it to an internet casino for mucho denero and spend all the money on..
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  15. 07-27-2005 12:53 PM #15
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    mexicans.

    Unfortunately it was quickly discovered no work got accomplished so they were then traded in for...
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    on an all Conrad "Johnson" tube rig and some Avante Garde horns
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    This confused Matt Polk, as he knew the Rti6 was every bit the speaker that was the Avante Garde, at far lower costs; armed with this knowledge Matt flew out of his front door....

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    where he proceeded to the nearest adult novelty store..
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    and find the blow up Russman doll he saw in a newspaper advertisment.
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    Upon finding the "Russman Doll" Matt pondered if it was anatomically correct, or if Russman had simply been denied toys as a young child; he concluded that....

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    People on the polk web site have too much time on there hands.
    He decided to do something about it so he...
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    Decided to shut down the forums for a week to see if the members were loyal to Club Polk, or just killing time
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    And he began to monitor the Blose web page and noticed an increase in trafic of 18%.
    Knowing that 23.823% of statistics are made up on the spot he decided to think nothing of it and decided to...
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    Start a line of ****ty sounding cube speakers and priced them ridiculously high to see if Polk's reputation was all that was needed to sell speakers of questionable quality
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    then he woke up from THAT bad dream....went to the fridge and cracked open a............
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    caps! that he knew he should have used in the production version of the sda line.........not just the pre prod....he phoned his friend........
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    at Polk HQ and ordered a recall of all SDAs to have the tweeters and xovers upgraded for CP members free of charge
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    then he discovered the cure for cancer and found the.....
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    body of Jimmy Hoffa lying in an underground chamber, so he...
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