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  1. 07-30-2005 04:34 PM #1
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    Default Lance Armstrong busted...

    French authorities, acting upon a tip, ILLEGALLY broke into Armstrongs
    room and found THREE ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES, all BANNED IN FRANCE...

    Soap, deodorant, and tooth paste!


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    I allways knew he was up to something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nadams
    French authorities, acting upon a tip, ILLEGALLY broke into Armstrongs
    room and found THREE ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES, all BANNED IN FRANCE...

    Soap, deodorant, and tooth paste!


    :D
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! good one :p
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  4. 07-30-2005 09:03 PM #4
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    I thought it was going to be courage, bravery and persarverance!
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    Quote Originally Posted by marker
    I thought it was going to be courage, bravery and persarverance!
    You were close but while those characteristics are banned in France, they have no reliable method of testing for them.

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  6. 07-30-2005 11:36 PM #6
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    So true! That didn't even occur to me, but you are exactly right!
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    Holy **** this is great :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by marker
    I thought it was going to be courage, bravery and persarverance!
    Excellent... :D
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  9. 07-31-2005 01:57 AM #9
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    Q- How many gears are in a French tank?
    A- 4 reverse speeds and 1 forward (just in case there's an attack from the rear).
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    Q- Why did EuroDisney in france have to cancel the nightly fireworks display?
    A- A local French military base thought they were under attack and were looking for someone to surrender to.
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    Check this out:

    Go to google, type: french military victories, then click the "I'm feeling lucky button"

    hehehe
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  12. 07-31-2005 02:07 AM #12
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    Rule #1 in French warfare history- they have never been succesful when led by a frenchmen.

    The only 2 times ever were by a corsican (Napoleon) and a paranoid-schitzophrenic female (Joan of Ark).

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html
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    I tried to Google this topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PolkThug
    I tried to Google this topic.
    Based on your results, does any more even need to be said?

    Case closed!
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  15. 07-31-2005 10:08 PM #15
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    It wouldnt matter if the French busted Armstrong. All he would have to do is challange the charges and the French would surrender.

    Kinda like the joke:
    "Why are French tanks so expensive on the black market? Caused theyve never been fired and only driven in reverse!"

    Or:
    "Why are French military rifles so expensive? Cause theyve never been fired and only dropped once!"
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  16. 07-31-2005 10:21 PM #16
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    nadams busted for a year old joke ;) Still a good one though.
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  17. 07-31-2005 10:26 PM #17
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    Our friends the French have been the same for 2000 years starting with the Gallic Wars, I doubt they've changed much in the last year, so the joke is still very much valid! :p
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  18. 07-31-2005 10:40 PM #18
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    Well, anytime anyone takes a stab at the French, Im all for it.

    Theyve tried to screw us over so much and proven time and time again they AINT no friend to us....unless somebody attacks them.
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    The French Foreign Legion is the only good thing to be branded French in ages. I'm naturally generalizing, but I don't need France to survive, so who cares.
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    My 3 Frenchie favs:

    French Toast
    JM Lab / Focal
    Turbo Renaults

    Other than that, the Frogs can go F themselves. I want a woman with more body hair than me, I'll go to Baltimore.
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    cracking on the French is a great way to relieve frustration isnt it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuSsMaN
    My 3 Frenchie favs:


    JM Lab / Focal
    Mmmmmmm. Focal.

    I hate to admit it but I too love Focal speakers. The Polyglass car speaker is an astounding work of art and at only $400 too.
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