I can't believe this movie hasn't been mentioned here before. This movie absolutely rules...
Who couldnt like the idea of thinking Barney could have connections in the mafia? The whole idea behind this movie was freakin brilliant. Heck, that is an understatement...
Not to mention there are countless priceless lines in this movie...
"Let me tell you a secret - if you squirt a little liquid alfalfa in, it's blast off time."
"I'm Rainbow F*CKING Randolph!!"
"Hello there lil' nipple nibbler, the Rhino's a Nazi!"
"When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker."
"You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of sh*t, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber a*s! I'm goin' on safari mother****er! SAH-FAR-I!"
"Oh, thank you, Mother Teresa, why don't you tell that to the angry mob outside? They want my f*cking a*s. I'm like a d*mn toaster at Macy's; Rainbow's as* - aisle three. "
"In a country like this, where your average citizen is a f*ckin' Neanderthal, I wear it as a badge of honor."
"I'll sue your river-dance a*s!"
Great movie... Everyone should watch it! :D

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