Yes, I am a sick, sick bastard. Anyone that could find even the slightest humor in someone else's misfortune has got to be.....um, what's the word I'm looking for.....oh yeah, SICK. He's got to be absolutely freakin' SICK SICK SICK! :(
(San Diego, CA) -- The man who drowned over the weekend while scuba diving off the coast of San Diego has been identified as 54-year-old Daniel Fisch of Carlsbad. Lifeguards were called to Sunset Cliffs shortly before 1 p.m. Sunday to search waters about 80 feet deep for Fisch, who failed to return from a dive. Helicopter and boat crews from the U.S. Coast Guard assisted with the search. Fisch's body was found several hours later near the kelp beds off Point Loma. Autopsy results are pending.
I am so, so sorry :( When I die, please feel free to make fun of me to your heart's content.