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    Default Jessica Simpson!

    Saw this on IMDB and it cracked me up, so I thought I'd share.

    Not her best work!
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    I don't know what Nick sees in her.

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    She looks like a clown now. And she needs to put some of her weight back on, she's beginning to look anarexic(sp?) At one time, I sort of respected her for being the "Good Girl", but this last year or so, Hollywood has really skanked her up.
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    Um, I think I have an idea...



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    Hmmmm???
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    Quote Originally Posted by ND13
    She looks like a clown now. And she needs to put some of her weight back on, she's beginning to look anarexic(sp?) .

    I'll second that. I guess we're not the type of guys who find well defind breast plates sexy god damn it woman, eat some pasta!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ohskigod
    I'll second that. I guess we're not the type of guys who find well defind breast plates sexy god damn it woman, eat some pasta!
    BINGO!!!! I like well proportioned women with a little meat on the bones. Not fat, but full figured. Jessica used to be just like that.
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    ok, who took the picture when she saw how big my manhood is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by exalted512
    ok, who took the picture when she saw how big my manhood is?
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    everyone takes a bad pic from time to time.

    Shes way hot man
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    Definitely attractive. She has lost a little too much weight, but the people saying they wouldn't bag her if they had the chance...c'mon! :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmy330go
    You're killin' me Smalls!!! :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demiurge
    Definitely attractive. She has lost a little too much weight, but the people saying they wouldn't bag her if they had the chance...c'mon! :p
    I don't know... she is attractive yes, but she's such a ditz...

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    Quote Originally Posted by michael_w
    I don't know... she is attractive yes, but she's such a ditz...
    As I understand...the dumb blond routine is part of the persona. She is a pretty sharp and shrewd business woman from what I hear.
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    pay anyone enough money... and they'll be and do anything you want them to do or be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shack
    As I understand...the dumb blond routine is part of the persona. She is a pretty sharp and shrewd business woman from what I hear.
    Yep, she's no idiot.
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    with breastessess (mispelled on purpose) like those, and gams like hers, who cares if she's an idiot or not. that is, unless we're talkin' marriage. but with breastessess (mispelled on purpose) like those and gams like hers, who cares if she's an idiot or not... ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIZILL
    who cares if she's an idiot or not... ;)
    An idiot will turn her "15 minutes of fame" into "15 minutes of party time" and end up doing guest shots on infomercials for the forseeable future....

    Something tells me JS might turn her "15 minutes of fame" into a lifetime cashcow....
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    dare i say it?........who cares if she's...breastesses...gams... oh, nevermind. u all get my stance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIZILL
    dare i say it?........who cares if she's...breastesses...gams... oh, nevermind. u all get my stance.
    Exactly my point... just looks don't do it for me. She might be intelligent in person but the way she acts on tv is a real turn off.

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    i was just horny and messin'. you are correct. i've always told everyone about how dumb she is really makes you wanna shut her up. when that ever happens, i just change channels.

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    Bizill may have been joking, but honestly folks, it's a TV personality. Obviously in someone you're startinga relationship you care what they act like and if they're intelligent and funny and all that other stuff.... but w'ere talking about eye candy on TV. It's like looking at a piece of art that is beautiful, and would look perfect in your house, but you won't buy it because you don't like the painter's attitude. None of you could get Jessica Simpson to say two words to you, she could be as dumb as a post and it doesn't matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobman1235
    None of you could get Jessica Simpson to say two words to you, she could be as dumb as a post and it doesn't matter.
    bullshi*!!! i'll bet she'd tell me two words...."eff off"...

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    My ex and I got to meet Jessica Simpson summer before last in Charlotte.
    She was very cordial. Becky was thrilled to meet her.
    She's not as ditzy as everyone think she is.

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    didn't anna nicole smith challenge her to an intelligence shootout?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIZILL
    didn't anna nicole smith challenge her to an intelligence shootout?
    I think so. Here is a link to the video.

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    ...i fell for it. u got me cmy...

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    HOW did Dumb and Dumber only get 6.7 out of 10? That movie is an easy 8.3!

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