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    TO ALL MY LIBERAL FRIENDS:

    "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
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    have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
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    Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
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    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
    Ludicrous gibs!

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    TO ALL MY GRUMPY FRIENDS:

    Ba humbug!
    'Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    To all my drunk friends...
    Cherry Mirthmas
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
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    I am rather offended to find out that you group your friends into categories. Why can't we all just get along without feeling judged.

    madmax



    Oh, and to all MY liberal friends:

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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    WAAAAA! Thank you for the laugh, this was great!

    Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by F1nut
    TO ALL MY GRUMPY FRIENDS:

    Ba humbug!
    i concur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobman1235
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F1nut
    TO ALL MY GRUMPY FRIENDS:

    Ba humbug!

    HO HO HO, if my big butt gets stuck, come pull me out by my boots !!!

    We could have the order of PGOM in answer to SOPA.

    POLK GRUMPY OLD MEN, it seems we have a likely President!!!

    We could hunt down SOPA members and kick the crap out of em!!!!! decoder rings my ass.

    RT1

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    ahhh... just drink beer and be happy! like me.

    Happy Holidays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reeltrouble1
    HO HO HO, if my big butt gets stuck, come pull me out by my boots !!!

    We could have the order of PGOM in answer to SOPA.

    POLK GRUMPY OLD MEN, it seems we have a likely President!!!

    We could hunt down SOPA members and kick the crap out of em!!!!! decoder rings my ass.

    RT1

    PS--Merry Christmas
    i am a proud member of both organizations. where does that leave me? with a big, fat inner-conflict. that's where.
    what the fuk? i never got a secret decoder ring. maybe that is what skynut's christmas karma is. i'll know on sunday!
    Last edited by BIZILL; 12-23-2005 at 02:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobman1235
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nadams
    TO ALL MY LIBERAL FRIENDS:

    "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
    for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
    non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
    holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
    persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
    respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of
    others, or the! ir choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
    at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
    and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
    accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the
    calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
    have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
    necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the
    Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
    physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.
    By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
    greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
    transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
    promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
    herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
    revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
    to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
    a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
    greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
    of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
    wisher."


    TO ALL MY CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS:

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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    I sent that to a co-worker. He got quite a kick out of it.
    madmax
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    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIZILL
    i am a proud member of both organizations. where does that leave me? with a big, fat inner-conflict. that's where.
    what the fuk? i never got a secret decoder ring. maybe that is what skynut's christmas karma is. i'll know on sunday!
    You just hunt yourself and then kick yourself and your done. Simple.

    Death to SOPA

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    Polk LCi-RTS-105;LCi-RTS-C;LCi-RTSFx;LCi80Fx
    Subs-Twin Polk CSW200
    HTS5000


    RABBIT HOLE RIG
    BAT VK-31SE
    VTL MB-450 Signature monoblock
    Wolcott Presence monoblock
    Musical Fidelity kW SACD
    Rega P25/RB600/Clearaudio Aurum Beta
    Acoustech Phono-Pre
    Sound Lab Millenium ELS
    BillyBags Rack
    MIT S1/3 cables
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    Everthing Matters...Tubes Rule...and It's Over until it's Not Over

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