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    Default 6 Kinds of Sex

    1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you
    keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

    2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage;
    you'll have sex anywhere,anytime, even in the kitchen
    on the table, etc.

    3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have
    kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom

    4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each
    other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is
    also called oral sex by some.

    5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get
    divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

    6. There is also Social Security Sex..that's when you get some once a month
    but it's not enough to live on....
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    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    Actually there are 7 kinds. You forgot IRS Sex. You only get screwed once a year...and even then you don't enjoy it.
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    I could elaborate, but I won`t....!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shack
    Actually there are 7 kinds. You forgot IRS Sex. You only get screwed once a year...and even then you don't enjoy it.
    Not bad! :D
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    Good, Better, Best. (right Polk?)

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    Very nice... LOL
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