There are some damn funny quotes out there.
Post as many as you can, but be sure and give credit where credit is due... All of them don't have to be from the forum. If you hear one anywhere, write it down, bring it in here.
"As a bonus, after 5 beers my system sounds 82% better every time. Guaranteed. Now that's a system tweak... -------- dylan"
"Oh man, we don't get full frontal of Yoda and his Jedi-green-dingus do we? ------- RuSsMaN"
here's some random ones
A day without sunshine is like, well, night
On the other hand...you have different fingers..
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
The things that come to those that wait my be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
FlASHLIGHT: A case for holding dead batteries
LITTLE TOE: A device used for finding furniture in the dark.
If the shoe fits, find another one just like it.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.