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    A friend of mine sent this to me. After seeing it, even if he's not a virgin, as long as he gets with that girl, i'll help him out.

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    He'll be hittin' it next week.............................the 5 mil hit goal, I doubt he'll ever hit her.:D

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    Stupid.
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    What a f*cking loser. I thought getting laid just because you had a Corvette was pathetic. This is a whole new level.

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    welcome to the age of the internet... but she's a hottie.
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    Guys like that are a huge boost to my ego. Compared to them, I'm good to go...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TroyD
    Guys like that are a huge boost to my ego. Compared to them, I'm good to go...

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Grand
    What a f*cking loser. I thought getting laid just because you had a Corvette was pathetic. This is a whole new level.

    Corvette now up for sale. See Flea Market for details.
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    If she has any sense at all she will tell this loser to go a do to himself what she "agreed" to do....no matter how may hits he gets.
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    id make up being a virgin too if i got a chance with her...and what exactly are the duties of her 'personal servant'?
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    His family must be so effin proud. This guy needs a session with Tom Leykis.

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    C'mon guys, there's no way it's real. Think about it. Not that a 25-year old couldn't be a virgin, but you're telling me some pretty hot chick, who's a FRIEND of this guy, is not only going to say "if you can get so many hits on a website, I'll f--k you", but let him put her PICTURE on said website, like, "this is the tramp who'll lay me."

    It's just a joke I'm sure to see how much publicity he could get.
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    Not even I can be that desparate

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    I don't believe it.
    If he IS a virgin it is because he wants to be.
    I have a hard time believing that anyone who wants to get laid would not be able to by the age of 25.
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    It's on an automatic counter.......visit the site and let it load, then hit refresh and within 2 seconds, the number will climb between 100-200 hits......I call BS.....
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    Pathetic. Original but pathetic.

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    just tryin' to get on leno or letterman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brettw22
    It's on an automatic counter.......visit the site and let it load, then hit refresh and within 2 seconds, the number will climb between 100-200 hits......I call BS.....
    Oh and like you've never tried to trick a girl into sleeping with you before.

    I say if she falls for it, its her own fault.

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    Pathetic, but funny! I hope he get the 5 mil hits and the girl. Soon, they'll make a TV movie, then a reality TV show with the same concept.
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    If you're 25 and still haven't gotten laid, then all bets are off. Desparate time call for desparate measures and all... I say hats off. Even if it's fake, I hope he gets some. Everyone needs a good lay, often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shizelbs
    Oh and like you've never tried to trick a girl into sleeping with you before.
    True story........I haven't..... :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by brettw22
    True story........I haven't..... :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by brettw22
    True story........I haven't..... :D

    I have :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by brettw22
    True story........I haven't..... :D

    I try, often, with little success.:(
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    I have been. The teacher promised to raise my failing grade to an A. :D :p

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    already over 2.1 million and it's only the 8th. Yeah he'll be devirginized by the 15th at this rate. lol
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