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    Quote Originally Posted by RuSsMaN
    Step 1: Download the photo below.
    Step 2: Enlarge and print the photo.
    Step 3: Trim around Troy's head.
    Step 4: Attach a length of string to each of Troy's ears.
    Step 5: Present the mask to your wife or lover.
    Step 6: Make love to Troy.
    I tried this....It just didn't work.

    Switched it up...I put the mask on...

    Damn...the woman was all over me and hotter than a 16 year old virgin in the back seat after a couple of PBRs. Who knew????
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    I have that effect on women (and men to a large extent). It's a curse, I tell you.

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    Damn Troy, why do you have to be so far away?;)

    BTW, Do the other guys you work with know you have this curse??? It must cause some very wierd problems!:p:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by TroyD View Post
    Well, considering you have three dicks.....I suppose that makes sense.

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    cept its a problem when playing pocket pool.......makes for two happy dicks and one free willy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfrizz View Post
    Damn Troy, why do you have to be so far away?;)

    BTW, Do the other guys you work with know you have this curse??? It must cause some very wierd problems!:p:D
    Every once in awhile someone gets all sex crazy and retard strong....but I do carry and M-16 and a can of mace. That pretty much keeps 'em in check.

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    :D WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!:D:D

    Quote Originally Posted by TroyD View Post
    Every once in awhile someone gets all sex crazy and retard strong....but I do carry and M-16 and a can of mace. That pretty much keeps 'em in check.

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    Some people just don't know how to take 'no' for an answer, it's a curse I tell ya....

    Plus, I got the TLW....sorry, nobody can top that.

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    I never get to have any fun with Troy. He always says he has a headache. :(
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    I'd hit it.

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    You'd hit anything.
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    So how does it feel to get a pardon twice in one month?
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    I'm beside myself with jealousy and yes, I'd almost hit anything with at least one "leg". I'm an earth dweller so I limit myself to....well wait a minute, a mermaid or harpy would be cool.

    Well, out goes that idea....yep, anything.

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    Ummmmm..only one pardon, the other was a conviction.
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    True!!!! LOL

    Hey, you were headed for 30 days in the hole, you would have had to change your name to Cool Hand Luke, and start getting familiar with hard boiled eggs.

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    You know a long time ago they would have dunked you like a witch or drove a stake thru your heart....I think you got off easy. Polk didn't play games in those days.

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    Had he not been pardoned some of us would have to stand outside Polk holding signs that say "Free the Jesse 1"

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    I would've brought a cooler full of beer to that protest....and then forgotten why I was there eventually.

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    What we have here is a failure to communicate.





    I'm bad, I'm nationwide! :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by F1nut View Post
    What we have here is a failure to communicate.





    I'm bad, I'm nationwide! :D

    Nationwide? Try worldwide.

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    I already started having the "Save Jesse" banner printed to hang on the local water tower.
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    This is the type of forum we USED to have.....doesn't it feel good?

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    Sounds good russ, I'll get to work on the yard signs. Wood pickets or metal stakes(in case things get ugly we're armed)

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    I'd say wood stakes for the economy of it all, but a lot of haters will be driving up into lawns to run them over.

    Go with the metal (I'll take up a collection, or do some simple fraud / identity theft to make up the difference) - maybe we can peirce the tranny pan, or cut some lines on the undercarriage while they are trenching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dorokusai View Post
    This is the type of forum we USED to have.....doesn't it feel good?
    Its a kick ass forum....just hope a few whining easily offended PC members dont ruin it.

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    wont be for lack of trying


    by the way, would have stood on the front lawn of Polk HQ in a banana hammock until Jesse was freed. That would have ended the ordeal toot sweet :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuSsMaN View Post
    I'd say wood stakes for the economy of it all, but a lot of haters will be driving up into lawns to run them over.

    Go with the metal (I'll take up a collection, or do some simple fraud / identity theft to make up the difference) - maybe we can peirce the tranny pan, or cut some lines on the undercarriage while they are trenching.

    Cheers,
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    Ok, I think I'll do some in wood and some metal depending on how much we can collect.

    I have some extra POLKSTANDs so I'll get to work converting those into pickets(since they are so tall!) for the signs to free Jesse in the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohskigod View Post
    wont be for lack of trying
    That's for damn sure.

    by the way, would have stood on the front lawn of Polk HQ in a banana hammock until Jesse was freed. That would have ended the ordeal toot sweet :p

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    Yep this house has got back to being fun again!!! It was all okay until around late August/September!!!

    BTW I've been perusing the "Hall of Shame." Ahem some people have really mellowed, cough Russ, cough Jesse, cough Mark, cough Strong Bad. . . Troy's the same though!!!;):p

    It's good to be laughing again and not drinking Maalox by the six packs!!!:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohskigod View Post
    by the way, would have stood on the front lawn of Polk HQ in a banana hammock until Jesse was freed. That would have ended the ordeal toot sweet :p
    Louie that thing would have to have been made with elephant hide to hold your massiveness up!!!:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohskigod
    would have stood on the front lawn of Polk HQ in a banana hammock until Jesse was freed. That would have ended the ordeal ...toot sweet :p
    You don't speak French do you Lou?

    It's "tout de suite"...not...toot sweet (What is that anyway? A nice smelling fart )
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