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    Default Cover Letters from Hell

    Thought this site was a crack up.

    http://www.killianadvertising.com/coverletters.html

    Enjoy.
    Honoured to be, an original SOPA founding member
    Stuff...

    RTi12's - front
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    FXi3's - surrounds
    RTi4's - surrounds
    SVS PB12-NSD/2 - sub :D :D :D
    Denon 3805
    Rotel RB-985 5-Channel Amplifier
    Samsung 3600 BluRay Player


    Life is Good!

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    hey, I'm retarded... need a new employee?
    Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

    Home Setup: Sony VPL-VW85 Projo, 92" Stewart Firehawk, Pioneer Elite SC-65, PS3, RTi12 fronts, CSi5, FXi6 rears, RTi6 surround backs, RTi4 height, MFW-15 Subwoofer.

    Car Setup: OEM Radio, RF 360.2v2, Polk SR6500 quad amped off 4 Xtant 1.1 100w mono amps, Xtant 6.1 to run an eD 13av.2, all Stinger wiring and Raammat deadener.

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    Gold, Jerry! Gold!!
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D

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    It's hard to believe how stupid some people can be. I have never submitted a cover letter for any of my resumes. So far, I have a 100% success rate with sending out my resume, getting interviewed, and then hired.
    "I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed."

    Thom Yorke of Radiohead

    SOPA. Bow down before me, bitches. Want a cookie?


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    I think some of the folks who post on this forum may have written those. They're probably reading them now saying "what's wrong with that?!"
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

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    Getting hired? No problem. Then again, I guess it depends on what type of position you are applying for.
    Michael ;)
    In the beginning, all knowledge was new!

    NORTH of 60

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    The dumbing down of America.
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    Parasound HCA 1000
    Oppo BDP 95
    Von Schweikert VR4 Jr R/L Fronts
    Von Schweikert LCR 4 Center
    Totem Mask Surrounds X4
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    Sony PS3
    Squeezebox Touch

    Polk Atrium 7s on the patio just to keep my foot in the door.

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